constipation

[KittiesKorner]

post your remedies here

 

[Aesopian]

http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-im-looking-to-have-a-bad-case-of-diarrhea

This should do the trick.

 

[Penny Traitor]

(the foot rest is the key)

 

[KittiesKorner]

(the foot rest is the key)

i've seen the ad, thought about buying one of these

 

[Mitchapalooza]

a well placed finger or two should do the trick.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

a well placed finger or two should do the trick.

uke:

 

[Penny Traitor]

i've seen the ad, thought about buying one of these

I laughed when I first came across this information, but it is shocking how much the way you sit on the toilet can aid or hinder the entire process.

(poopin like a nineteen year old)

 

[KittiesKorner]

a well placed finger or two should do the trick.

how did you discover this trick?

 

[Urblock]

Probably not a finger. :tiptoe:

 

[KittiesKorner]

Probably not a finger. :tiptoe:

 

[Penny Traitor]

Probably not a finger. :tiptoe:

Looks like a two finger kind of kid to me there, hoss.

(Don't you know why the boys call him "Lunchbox"?)

 

[Wintermute]

Eat your damn vegetables you old farts. Won't be backed up in the first place.

 

[DC]

Guzzle coffee.

 

[Monster]

Prunes.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Eat your damn vegetables you old farts. Won't be backed up in the first place.

During the week, I guzzle coffee, kale, and carrot. I have also eaten prunes and used espom salts. This is like an express shipment of concrete. A little dehydrated from New Year's Eve festivities but it's not like I'm asking for Fort Knox; I just want peristalsis.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Thoughts and Prayers ole.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I truly loled

 

[botfly10]

was gon say kale... but there is always this

 

[botfly10]

Wilderness first aid procedure is some dip, cigarettes, and coffee. If that fails, then the hook.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

how did you discover this trick?

If you have severe constipation, a nurse will help get it out.