constipation

[Crystallas]

go for a jog

 

[Penny Traitor]

go for a jog

Going for a jog while constipated sounds like an activity reserved for the fifth circle of Hell.

 

[Nail Polish]

I found that a nice bowl of raisin bran does the trick...or a few prunes

 

[Penny Traitor]

I found that a nice bowl of raisin bran does the trick...or a few prunes

I never understood why prunes will help you poop, but plums do nothing.

(Happy new year, Bud!)

 

[Monster]

I found that a nice bowl of raisin bran does the trick...or a few prunes

Nice to see you BB, been a while.

 

[Urblock]

I found that a nice bowl of raisin bran does the trick...or a few prunes

I see you found your chicken. Good job.

 

[KingDarude7]

I found that a nice bowl of raisin bran does the trick...or a few prunes

:O well if I wouldn't, if I wouldn't, if I wouldn't be it's BB welcome back.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

The idea is to not push it and strain, just relax...it'll work it's way through. Be calm.

 

[airtime143]

 

[SERE Bear]

Wilderness first aid procedure is some dip, cigarettes, and coffee. If that fails, then the hook.

Eating tobaco is good if you have worms but to clean out your pipes you should do the following:

1)Build a fire
2) scoop up the white ash from the fire
3) mix the white Ash with water, one part ash to 15 parts water. Use about 2 tablespoons of ash
4). Drink it up!

FWIW the remedy for diarrhea is the same except you crush up fresh black charcoal from your fire. ( still one part charcoal to 15 parts water)

 

[Bearin' Down]

post your remedies here

Eat foods high in fiber, like fruits and veggies.

 

[Tater]

Still constipated now?
No updates? Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Urblock]

Still constipated now?
No updates? Pics or it didn't happen.

No pics! Please no pics!

 

[KittiesKorner]

resorted to miralax and dulcolax. :thumbsup:

 

[Novak]

resorted to miralax and dulcolax. :thumbsup:

Glad you were able to poop bud.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Glad you were able to poop bud.

'Right back at ya'

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

3 pages about poop. This place literally does turn to shit in the offseason.

 

[gpphat]

#3 from Taco Bell with a bean burrito...plenty of hot sauce

 

[Penny Traitor]

#3 from Taco Bell with a bean burrito...plenty of hot sauce

If I am already backed up ten pounds deep...I am not sure if I want to add extra hot sauce to that equation.

 

[Novak]

#3 from Taco Bell with a bean burrito...plenty of hot sauce

This is a great way to clean out. Unfortunately, side effects include diabetes and a severe burning sensation in your pucker.