constipation

[Nick80]

That terrible pint you had in that drinking establishment in Dover should do the trick, sure that barmaid would help you out as well if you tipped generously.

 

[ijustposthere]

Read a run and shit post while on the toilet. Always works like a charm.

 

[Monster]

Canned chili and 8 Guinness should do it.

 

[KittiesKorner]

That terrible pint you had in that drinking establishment in Dover should do the trick, sure that barmaid would help you out as well if you tipped generously.

Was this intended to be creepy? Mission accomplished

 

[Sunbiz1]

Try an enema, you could use the cleansing.

 

[ijustposthere]

Try an enema, you could use the cleansing.

Reading posts about how much certain people hate the weather accomplishes the same thing.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Try an enema, you could use the cleansing.

I'm guessing you hang out in your gym bathroom and tell all your gym bros that. Or you follow them home and tell them. I hope you enjoyed your holidays alone or parked outside someone's house

 

[Sunbiz1]

I'm guessing you hang out in your gym bathroom and tell all your gym bros that. Or you follow them home and tell them. I hope you enjoyed your holidays alone or parked outside someone's house

Thus says the member with the most amount of postings on the entire site, in half the time.

Loser, get a life offline. Maybe if U moved your ass around more you wouldn't be constipated.

 

[KittiesKorner]

When are you going to make your next thread about a fake girlfriend? Or call people drunks while forgetting about your multiple duis? Or make online death threats?

 

[Unannounced Fart]

(the foot rest is the key)

I have the "Squatty Potty," and I didn't know it helps with constipation, but it definitely is the ideal way to take a shit. You get "complete elimination," i.e., no doodies stuck in there.

As far as constipation, try dried apricots.

 

[airtime143]

So this post reminded me of a story a co-worker of mine told me about getting ready for a colonoscopy.
They gave him some pills, and told him to drink plenty of water.
He took the pills, and within 45 minutes he was locked in the bathroom for hours... didnt even have time to get water as the urge hit. He said he was leaning over and running the faucet in to his hands for water, because he didnt dare stand up. He was stuck on the toilet for 2 hours, and says he must have lost 5 pounds.

So I googled some reviews on amazon- maybe look there. I was cracking up reading some of them.



Selection of reviews

These are legit. Take 4 in the morning when you wake up, 4 at night before bed.

Prepare for sphincter annihilation in the meantime, and get some nice TP to help prepare for whats about to happen.


Oh My Lord.... IT WORKS. Drink a lot of WATER before you take this product so that the process goes smoothly. PLEASE BE AT HOME WHEN THIS PRODUCT STARTS WORKING. PLEASEEEEEEE!

I HADN'T HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT IN 2 WEEKS. AFTER TAKING THIS PRODUCT FOR 1 DAY, I HAD 3 BOWEL MOVEMENTS. I FELT SO MUCH BETTER.

Definitely take before bed & do not take if you have anything going on before noon the next day as it may end with embarrassment.

The best ever. You won't believe what comes out. I actually took pictures to show my GI doctor.. Crazy how parasites live in us and what they look like when they come out..

This product definitely does work. Remember, it says "Super" in the first word of the product, so you may want to halve the recommended dose, or at the most 3 pills twice a day to start off with.
There is no other opinion to offer. I mean, It makes your body do its biological function, and thus clean your internals.

I recommend that you use this only if
- you have a telecommute position,
- or you're on vacation
- and not if you're anticipating a first date 2 or 3 days from now,
seriously, don't even consider starting a round of cleanse now if you are

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

post your remedies here

Are you seriously constipated? Not sure I've ever had this problem. Like you legit can't take a shit?

 

[airtime143]

 

[Nick80]

Was this intended to be creepy? Mission accomplished

Not at all, apologies.

You might want to ease back on that faux shittyness though, it's pretty daft on an none serious sports message board.

HNY.

 

[KittiesKorner]

You are full of advice.

Baba, all clear

 

[Nick80]

You are full of advice.

Baba, all clear

Same as you really. Two people, full of it, or not so to speak.

I'll make sure to stay clear of your threads then, clearly you acting like a grown up is far to out of the question.

 

[KittiesKorner]

You do that

 

[Nick80]

No, didn't think so.

Coolbeans then.

 

[truthbedamned]

Trip to McDonalds will do the trick. Always works for me.

And on a serious note if you have ever had surgery and taking Norco for pain they will stop ypu up so bad you will welcome an enema. I speak from experience.

 

[winos5]

2-4 tbspns of milk of magnesia followed by a 12 oz glass of water at bed time. You will spend a half hour on the throne in the morning.