Creepy Clown Terrorism is making its way to us.

BringBackDitka54

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This stuff has been going on for a while now. I remember when I was around 13/14, I was walking through my neighborhood (South Side) around 8 at night. I was walking by myself and no one else was around that I could see, and all of a sudden I look about 100 feet ahead of me and there's just this clown standing in the middle of the street staring right at me. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt pretty frozen for a second, and then I just turned around and booked it back to my house.

I was telling my friends about it in school the next day, and I found out that there had been clowns going around our neighborhood in white vans abducting kids. Scary shit.
 

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This stuff has been going on for a while now. I remember when I was around 13/14, I was walking through my neighborhood (South Side) around 8 at night. I was walking by myself and no one else was around that I could see, and all of a sudden I look about 100 feet ahead of me and there's just this clown standing in the middle of the street staring right at me. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt pretty frozen for a second, and then I just turned around and booked it back to my house.

I was telling my friends about it in school the next day, and I found out that there had been clowns going around our neighborhood in white vans abducting kids. Scary shit.

You froze for one second then thought "aw hell naw, I've seen too many movies and know where this shits going."
 

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You froze for one second then thought "aw hell naw, I've seen too many movies and know where this shits going."

Exactly dude. You see a clown standing in the middle of an empty street staring right at you? **** that.
 

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This stuff has been going on for a while now. I remember when I was around 13/14, I was walking through my neighborhood (South Side) around 8 at night. I was walking by myself and no one else was around that I could see, and all of a sudden I look about 100 feet ahead of me and there's just this clown standing in the middle of the street staring right at me. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt pretty frozen for a second, and then I just turned around and booked it back to my house.

I was telling my friends about it in school the next day, and I found out that there had been clowns going around our neighborhood in white vans abducting kids. Scary shit.
Rolling Stone had a weird article about people actually assaulting these clowns now. This is out of hand.
 

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You froze for one second then thought "aw hell naw, I've seen too many movies and know where this shits going."

And if it were a movie, he would have walked towards the clown. Because everyone is a dipshit in a horror movie.
 

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