Cremated or buried? What do you want?

[Tjodalv]

I'll just donate my corpse to Body Worlds so they can flay my tattooed hide into something interesting while passing my blackened lungs and swollen liver around to children while going: "don't smoke or drink you little shits!!!" And, also, that way women can stare at my majestic dong long after I'm dead.

 

[Burque]

My dad dying last year was really the first time I got a look at the business side of death. It's completely disgusting. Makes me wanna have the cheapest death expenses possible when my times comes.....in a long, long, long, long time.

My father has that setup. He basically prepaid for a body removal service that will come and take away the body and dispose of it, I assume via cremation. He says he doesn't want a funeral and once he is dead his body is useless, because he is gone so he would rather it not be a burden on anyone and that people should remember him when he was alive and not waste time mourning his death.

Me personally I want to be cremated and sprinkled in a few of my favorite places around the country. I figure the places I had the most fun should be where I rest.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Hand me over to a bunch of necrophiliacs.
Let them have their way with me.
The catch is I want someone to have a bomb inserted in my stomach.

So, cremated.

 

[BearDen]

On second thought, I'd like to be cremated and have my ashes put in all of Desperado's spots, so that his friends and loved ones remember me instead.

 

[SilenceS]

I feel like a lot of you cut yourselves on the reg.

 

[BearDen]

I feel like a lot of you cut yourselves on the reg.

Not intentionally.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

My stepfather passed recently, and he was cremated. An avid golfer, he told us to spread his ashes at some of his favorite golf courses, and the rest in the ocean. At first, we asked the golf courses for permission, they said hell no, so of course we still did it anyway without letting them know. RIP.

 

[truthbedamned]

I am claustrophobic so deathly afraid of being buried..........scared to shit to get cremated cause maybe you really do feel your skin being burnt off your body....and scared to death of drowning. So I guess I am fucked.

I think I might request a burial at sea. That way I can have the satisfaction of knowing I made 400 sailors get dressed in their navy blues and required to stand in 100 degree temperatures to watch some old **** they don't even know get tossed into the ocean

 

[Monk]

I want Novak cremated alive

 

[xer0h0ur]

The better question is creampie or pearl necklace?

 

[Monk]

I also want to be a freaking tree

 

[vincentvega]

I don't want my body to be in a coffin isolated and separated from the natural earth for hundreds of years. I would rather them toss my body into a hole and cover it with dirt. This way I can decompose and get back to the earth as quickly as possible.


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[vincentvega]

The better question is creampie or pearl necklace?

If you are skillful enough you can have both..or at least 1/2 of both..


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[Spunky Porkstacker]

I also want to be a freaking tree

I picture you as a tranny tree mixed in with the rest of the forest.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I picture you as a tranny tree mixed in with the rest of the forest.

How dare you assume his tree gender!

 

[Bigfoot]

I also want to be a freaking tree

I would bring my chainsaw and cut ya down

 

[Monk]

http://www.earthporm.com/bye-bye-coffins-these-organic-burial-pods-turn-your-loved-ones-into-trees/

 

[Novak]

I want Novak cremated alive

Hope you're feeling better this a.m. buddy

 

[Ares]

Hope you're feeling better this a.m. buddy

Hes not, you've ruined his e-life.... way to go Trollasaurus Rex

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I feel bad that I had to be the one to remind Monk of his ass blasting from FirstTimer.