Cremated or buried? What do you want?

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You could read any thread on CCS and 90% of the time your conclusion is going to be "This is going well" lol

You've learned a lot in 2 and a half months.
 

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Cremation, why spend damn near 5000 grand on a coffin that you'll only see one fucking time
 

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LOL, I never understood this. Why would you care? Hint: You won't because you're dead. I honestly don't give a ****.

Today, the average North American traditional funeral costs between $7,000 and $10,000.

Because that is fucking insane
 

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Today, the average North American traditional funeral costs between $7,000 and $10,000.

Because that is fucking insane

Everything nowadays costs a lot of money. I'm surprised we aren't taxed for breathing clean air yet.
 

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Today, the average North American traditional funeral costs between $7,000 and $10,000.

Because that is fucking insane

Yup.
I work for a medical university. I'm just gonna donate my body for science. I also hear that if you do that they will take care of the fee for cremation.
There's no need for some silly process that costs thousands of dollars to cart your corpse and put it into a hole inside of a fancy box. I don't get people's fascinations with that.

My parents have already laid out their plans about what they want. It's their money, so if they want a specific service, I will acknowledge their requests and it will be done.

I mean, seriously, have fun at my funeral. Eat, drink and have games of chance with my corpse. Throw me off of a warehouse building and see if I land in one of four numbered holes.
 

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I'm Greek Orthodox, you know the original cult...so if Greek Orthodox is fake Christianity, than whatever bastardized version you practice is a cheap knock off of a fake.

I'm saying you're fake. I don't practice anything. I'm an atheist thanks to Ares
 

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You know. When it's a big fucking joke that FT made fun of my dead father and I stopped giving a shit, that's cool. You hypocrites can have fun in your little circle jerk. But fake space God forbid anyone question HHM's situation. You all get flustered over that. So sure, I'm done being cordial and have been for a long time. You're all terrible humans and I really don't care about you. So I come on you're ghey message board and vent and bullshit when I'm bored. Don't like it? Don't care.
 

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You know. When it's a big fucking joke that FT made fun of my dead father and I stopped giving a shit, that's cool. You hypocrites can have fun in your little circle jerk. But fake space God forbid anyone question HHM's situation. You all get flustered over that. So sure, I'm done being cordial and have been for a long time. You're all terrible humans and I really don't care about you. So I come on you're *** message board and vent and bullshit when I'm bored. Don't like it? Don't care.
Please stay on topic.
 

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I'm saying you're fake. I don't practice anything. I'm an atheist thanks to Ares

Not sure what I have been fake about, but it's pretty sad that you can be so weak in your convictions that Ares can have you flip to being an atheist. Always took you as a strong Christian that wouldn't waver from his convictions...good to know you are weak minded.
 

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You know. When it's a big fucking joke that FT made fun of my dead father and I stopped giving a shit, that's cool. You hypocrites can have fun in your little circle jerk. But fake space God forbid anyone question HHM's situation. You all get flustered over that. So sure, I'm done being cordial and have been for a long time. You're all terrible humans and I really don't care about you. So I come on you're ghey message board and vent and bullshit when I'm bored. Don't like it? Don't care.

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Not sure what I have been fake about, but it's pretty sad that you can be so weak in your convictions that Ares can have you flip to being an atheist. Always took you as a strong Christian that wouldn't waver from his convictions...good to know you are weak minded.

I always took you for a liberal atheist. So cool. We were both wrong.
 

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I always took you for a liberal atheist. So cool. We were both wrong.

I already branded you a heretic yesterday, I'm not taking it back
 

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I always took you for a liberal atheist. So cool. We were both wrong.

unfortunately you are pretty pathetic, no fault of your own
 

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