I promise this is Bears related....
So I've been hanging out with this beautiful, cool, smart, sexy girl for a little over a week. Last night she gives me the absolute best oral manipulation I've ever had and by a pretty decent margin. She basically zombified me.
Here's comes the bombshell... Afterwards we're talking and it turns out she's a fucking Pukers fan!!! I think she did that shit on purpose because she knew I was a Bears fan. The old dome and dump. I feel like I'm being disloyal to my most beloved team in all of sports.
I'm gonna keep seeing her but she just lost a whole bunch of cool points. I live in Michigan so I expect to have to deal with Lions fans and Wings fans but a fucking Puker fan? Why me?
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