Dear Santa Volume 2

[supraman]

you probably shouldn't have informed santa of my masturbratory habits, otherwise that might be too naughty and I might get coal instead of coming home from work to a gaggle of cougars sitting half naked in my living room lamenting the lack of a penis. Well they would still be lamenting the lack of a big penis I guess.

Can I have the ones that are just lamenting the lack of penis, you can have all the ones lamenting the lack of big penis.

 

[bookjones]

Im married BJ I automatically KNOW NOTHING!

Well you at least know enough to admit to being clueless! Right on!

 

[bookjones]

Firstly, Bri this was awesome! This has honestly been the first bit of Christmas cheer I've probaby felt in a long time.

Well someone emailed me this and it made me smile. . .



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE[/media]





And this one I already knew about as one of the Knight Foundation's "Random Acts of Culture" (I mean it even made cynical Philadelphians at Macy's happy so that's sayin' something!).



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_RHnQ-jgU[/media]

 

[TSD]

Should I have asked him to bring you a bigger one...........................a real whopper?

Not too big, like this one porno where the dudes junk was literally two and a half feet long.

 

[supraman]

Not too big, like this one porno where the dudes junk was literally two and a half feet long.

You still havent shared the cougars with me. BAN!

 

[TSD]

You still havent shared the cougars with me. BAN!

theres plenty of horny cougars for all.

 

[supraman]

theres plenty of horny cougars for all.

Okay no ban.

 

[Shantz My Pants]

Thanks Bri for the good laugh and entertainment as usual.

 

[the canadian dream]

Bri...you outdid yourself.



Soooooo funny!!!!

 

[sth]

A little wish for Bri.



For someone so sweet

Please place under her tree

A naughty little treat

A new rabbit for Bri

 

[bri]

Not too big, like this one porno where the dudes junk was literally two and a half feet long.

Hun, that sounds more like a garden hose and would probably hurt.. That would tickle your tonsils and i don't mean orally. You only need 3 inches.

 

[supraman]

Hun, that sounds more like a garden hose and would probably hurt.. That would tickle your tonsils and i don't mean orally. You only need 3 inches.

But the average woman is 8 inches deep. So I'm thinking 7 inches or maybe 8 inches would be good, just don't go in all the way. If you only have 3 inches, you feel shame or your asian. Sorry TCD had to steal your racism bit.

 

[bri]

But the average woman is 8 inches deep. So I'm thinking 7 inches or maybe 8 inches would be good, just don't go in all the way. If you only have 3 inches, you feel shame or your asian. Sorry TCD had to steal your racism bit.

I think they said on Manswers that men in India have the tiniest ones.

 

[supraman]

I think they said on Manswers that men in India have the tiniest ones.

So that's why they invented a god with six arms, compensating. I suddenly have the urge to play Tomb Raider III

 

[bri]

So that's why they invented a god with six arms, compensating. I suddenly have the urge to play Tomb Raider III

Tomb Raider or Womb Raider?

 

[supraman]

Tomb Raider or Womb Raider?

Tomb Raider, one of the things you fight in the first level are statues with six arms.

 

[jakobeast]

Hun, that sounds more like a garden hose and would probably hurt.. That would tickle your tonsils and i don't mean orally. You only need 3 inches.

Man, just 2 more inches and I am good to go!!!!









































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Hey, Bri, if 3 inches are good, I got something to show ya......

 

[sth]

Hun, that sounds more like a garden hose and would probably hurt.. That would tickle your tonsils and i don't mean orally. You only need 3 inches.

That's a relief I think I might have more than three inches. Like one inch but its still more.

No wonder India and Pakistan are always fighting they are both compensating for their tiny junk. You get a bunch of guys with little things and divide them based on religion and you have issues.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

She does not have my balls, I have them.

I only have to get her permission to use them.

 

[TSD]

I think they said on Manswers that men in India have the tiniest ones.

thats why they have arranged marriages. Or else there would be no indians left cuz all their wimminz would go bang members of every other race.



Believe me, I work with alot of indians, I cant count the times Id see some smokin hot punjab princess, then see the picture of her fugly husband on her desk. or vice versa, some fugly indian dude and his hot wifes picture on his desk.



Yes to avoid sexism, i am sure the reverse happens and you women are robbed of some hot indian dude with his 2 inch dongle.





To bri, about the 3inches being enough, that may very well be the case, but like dudes liking a big set of cans, or a big ass or what have you, its purely psychological. Some women just might be into big old donkey penii and that fires them up. if a dude likes a big ass or big knockers the vagoo is going to feel the same regardless.