Dear Santa Volume 2

[whiteevo]

nobody wants to be the dude with the tiny dick in the lockerroom. unspoken but you know dudes tell their women about it. i'm guilty. not of a tiny dick mind you.

 

[bri]

She does not have my balls, I have them.

I only have to get her permission to use them.

What? She lettin' you carry her purse today.

Is this monkey spanking himself?

 

[bri]

Guys, Sue Johanson has said on several occasions that anything over 3 inches is a waste.

 

[bookjones]

Guys, Sue Johanson has said on several occasions that anything over 3 inches is a waste.

What the **** does she know? She needs to shut her fucking pie hole!

 

[supraman]

Guys, Sue Johanson has said on several occasions that anything over 3 inches is a waste.

Yeah and in referring to boobs, more than a mouthful is waste. Guess what **** THAT, C cup and up pls.

 

[supraman]

What the **** does she know? She needs to shut her fucking pie hole!

I take it book likes long dong.

 

[Ymono37]

Yeah and in referring to boobs, more than a mouthful is waste. Guess what **** THAT, C cup and up pls.

Regarding breasticles, I always say more than a handful/mouthful is a waste... but if they're in my hand/mouth - why the **** would I care about their size?

 

[supraman]

Regarding breasticles, I always say more than a handful/mouthful is a waste... but if they're in my hand/mouth - why the **** would I care about their size?

It is not a waste. No such thing as a waste of massive boobage. Though I met my boob quota for the day had lunch at winghouse (think Hooters but local franchise)

 

[Ymono37]

It is not a waste. No such thing as a waste of massive boobage. Though I met my boob quota for the day had lunch at winghouse (think Hooters but local franchise)

Well no wonder... you're doing it wrong.

 

[bri]

nobody wants to be the dude with the tiny dick in the lockerroom. unspoken but you know dudes tell their women about it. i'm guilty. not of a tiny dick mind you.

Guys always tell me they don't check each other out.

 

[supraman]

Well no wonder... you're doing it wrong.

I tried to find the stacked brunette on the menu but they wouldn't let me order her to go.

 

[whiteevo]

Guys always tell me they don't check each other out.

then they are lying. sometimes you can't help but notice. nobody looks for it, but it happens.

 

[bookjones]

Guys always tell me they don't check each other out.

Boys L-I-E! Surprising, I know.

 

[TSD]

Guys always tell me they don't check each other out.

Bullshit, the Army proved to me the stereotype about black guys is true (lots of group showering going on). Every black dude had a shlong hanging down to his knees. It was ridiculous.

 

[supraman]

Boys L-I-E! Surprising, I know.

So do women.

 

[bookjones]

So do women.

Nun-unh.

 

[supraman]

Nun-unh.

See right there, you lied

 

[bookjones]

See right there, you lied

Says who?

 

[supraman]

Says who?

Me as well as all of pop culture.

 

[bookjones]

Me as well as all of pop culture.

Well if that's the case then gee, I guess you got me.