Dear Ymono

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono:



As you know, I enjoy reading a few zombie-related books a year. On the plus side I am often highly entertained but the downside is that they leave me with an ever-increasing and actually palpable fear that the zombie scourge is coming---that it's not a matter of "if" but rather, "when". Please throw me a bone by letting me know what your best guess estimate is for the looming zombie apoaclypse.





Yours,



Fearful Dame in Chicago

Very insightful question. The research I've done has lead me to believe the zombie apocalypse will be based more on a blood-born pathogen and likely to be more "28-Days Later" than the Romero style (if the guys at the CDC are correct). With that said, it's hard to say, but I'd hazard a guess somewhere between the next 10 to 15 years... unless you travel to the Caribbean where the original "zombie" originates; in that it's a live human basically being controlled through a type of drug-induced hypnosis.

 

[Ymono37]

So he's a gremlin? I understand now



Dear Ymono,

When is Diablo III coming out.

As soon as the developers have finished playing Skyrim.





So it could be a little while.

 

[bookjones]

Very insightful question. The research I've done has lead me to believe the zombie apocalypse will be based more on a blood-born pathogen and likely to be more "28-Days Later" than the Romero style (if the guys at the CDC are correct). With that said, it's hard to say, but I'd hazard a guess somewhere between the next 10 to 15 years... unless you travel to the Caribbean where the original "zombie" originates; in that it's a live human basically being controlled through a type of drug-induced hypnosis.

WOW! So the Hawks REALLY need to get on this winning another Cup shit like pronto huh? Okay, you've alleviated my fears somewhat as I don't really care WTF happens to me once I am well into my 50's.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

I believe that the best beer for drinking in the shower is an Ice Cold Miller Lite. 1.) because it's awesome to drink something ice cold in a hot shower and 2.) because if you get water in it, it doesn't change the taste.



Agree or disagree?



Love,

King of Brews

 

[Ymono37]

WOW! So the Hawks REALLY need to get on this winning another Cup shit like pronto huh? Okay, you've alleviated my fears somewhat as I don't really care WTF happens to me once I am well into my 50's.

Well said. Now go read Brian Keene's books on the subject for me because I don't have time to.

Dear Ymono,

I believe that the best beer for drinking in the shower is an Ice Cold Miller Lite. 1.) because it's awesome to drink something ice cold in a hot shower and 2.) because if you get water in it, it doesn't change the taste.



Agree or disagree?



Love,

King of Brews

I honestly didn't know this activity existed until about 6 months ago when the Redeye FEATURED an article on it. Frankly, for me, the shower is for cleaning... or getting dirty with a loved one, drinking has never really played a part in it.



However, I believe you do actually make a good argument. I might even go one step further and suggest an MGD 64 or whatever they're calling it these days. It is pretty much beer flavored water to begin with. Alas, I don't really drink Bud or Miller anymore as my taste buds have turned into beer snobs and don't care for either.



Bottle is probably the way to go regardless as there's less of a chance to get either soap OR water OR douche (in your case) in your beer.



Happy Beer Showering!

 

[winos5]

Well said. Now go read Brian Keene's books on the subject for me because I don't have time to.

I honestly didn't know this activity existed until about 6 months ago when the Redeye FEATURED an article on it. Frankly, for me, the shower is for cleaning... or getting dirty with a loved one, drinking has never really played a part in it.



However, I believe you do actually make a good argument. I might even go one step further and suggest an MGD 64 or whatever they're calling it these days. It is pretty much beer flavored water to begin with. Alas, I don't really drink Bud or Miller anymore as my taste buds have turned into beer snobs and don't care for either.



Bottle is probably the way to go regardless as there's less of a chance to get either soap OR water OR douche (in your case) in your beer.



Happy Beer Showering!

Technically it's no longer a beer shower once the stuff has been through your partner's kidneys...



Just sayin

 

[MassHavoc]

Well said. Now go read Brian Keene's books on the subject for me because I don't have time to.

I honestly didn't know this activity existed until about 6 months ago when the Redeye FEATURED an article on it. Frankly, for me, the shower is for cleaning... or getting dirty with a loved one, drinking has never really played a part in it.



However, I believe you do actually make a good argument. I might even go one step further and suggest an MGD 64 or whatever they're calling it these days. It is pretty much beer flavored water to begin with. Alas, I don't really drink Bud or Miller anymore as my taste buds have turned into beer snobs and don't care for either.



Bottle is probably the way to go regardless as there's less of a chance to get either soap OR water OR douche (in your case) in your beer.



Happy Beer Showering!

MGD 64, what are you a woman drinking in the shower... haha. But yeah you are right it's more water. I've been drinking in the shower since college. Sometimes I'd stumble home from a long day of tailgating or something and big exhausted and need a shower before I can take a nap but the party has to go on, and sometimes the hot shower and cold beer was just the thing to kid the hangover that had already started somehow. Bottles are normally better for drinking in any situation, but you want the can in the shower cause if you drop the thing cause of all the wet slippry surfaces you don't want glass breaking.

 

[Ymono37]

Technically it's no longer a beer shower once the stuff has been through your partner's kidneys...



Just sayin

Well, the technical term is a "golden" shower... but I don't think Mass asked about that.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

What do you like best about golden showers?



Love.

I.P. Freely.

 

[Maiden]

Dear Ymono,

I heard a funny poem the other day about a guy from Massachusetts. Nantucket I believe.

Do you know this one and can you post it for me. It was very funny



Your pal,

Maiden



p.s. Hi Nana!!!!!

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,

What do you like best about golden showers?



Love.

I.P. Freely.

Nothing, really. I prefer Roman Showers... at least there's the potential to get a snack with those.

Dear Ymono,

I heard a funny poem the other day about a guy from Massachusetts. Nantucket I believe.

Do you know this one and can you post it for me. It was very funny



Your pal,

Maiden



p.s. Hi Nana!!!!!

While we are just about 2 months away from one of my favorite holidays and I would love to post up a limerick or two, I'll just post a link to this site so that Ton and company don't have to worry about me violating the TOS.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono



Are you cool maaan...



Love,

Dazed and Confused.

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono



Are you cool maaan...



Love,

Dazed and Confused.

Sorry, I do not partake of the herb. My apologies.

 

[MassHavoc]

Wrong. The correct response for this would have been... cool like how?

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

Why do companies I work for insist on taking the path of most resistance. I'm busy, I don't have time for all their bureaucratic bullshit.



Also do all auditors go to hell when they die?

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,

Why do companies I work for insist on taking the path of most resistance. I'm busy, I don't have time for all their bureaucratic bullshit.



Also do all auditors go to hell when they die?

Your error in thinking is that its just your company... it isn't. My theory these days is that it's because we have far too many management positions and the people in said positions have far too many opinions and feel that if they back down to another they put their career in jeopardy... rarely ever concerning themselves with the people who actually DO the work. Also, duck farts.



As for your second question, I think that really depends on what kind of auditors they are.

 

[supraman]

Your error in thinking is that its just your company... it isn't. My theory these days is that it's because we have far too many management positions and the people in said positions have far too many opinions and feel that if they back down to another they put their career in jeopardy... rarely ever concerning themselves with the people who actually DO the work. Also, duck farts.



As for your second question, I think that really depends on what kind of auditors they are.

Fair enough



But to your second answer, all auditors suck. So sick and tired of audits at work. Ugh **** those people. Was so damn funny when a co-worker sprayed their room with fake fart smell (he was fired for it but was past retirement age so he didnt care). Jesus that was funny

 

[sth]

Dear Ymono, How do we keep core members of the Hawks from driving into poles?

 

[bri]

Dear Ymono,



Do guys ever think boobs are too big?

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



Do guys ever think boobs are too big?

I actually like to refer to an old adage - "More than a handful is a waste... but if they're in your hands, why the **** would you care how big or small they are?"