Dearest Mule

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Dearest Mule,



Why you let them try to hijack Ymono's thread when you now have this perfectly lovely thread for all your womanly advice.



With Sweet Love,

Dez.





P.S. Nuts.



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Dear Mule,



Can we see TCDs boobs?
 

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Hmmm. . .I feel like "something" will be missing from this thread until at least you insert a jpeg of a tampon dispenser in the first post so that there will always be a visual reminder of JUST what you're all here for.
 
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bookjones said:
Hmmm. . .I feel like "something" will be missing from this thread until at least you insert a jpeg of a tampon dispenser in the first post so that there will always be a visual reminder of JUST what you're all here for.
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I believe that it optimizes the thread. Dear mule, why do women do Shit like this.
 
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Dearest Mule,



Why do women love cards so much. You could by them the perfect gift, something they've wanted forever, something only you could give them, but no card, and it's not so great anymore. And vise versa, it could be your 30 wedding anniversary, Christmas, and your birthday all on the same day and you could pick up a 99 cent card and they are overjoyed... And don't give me that, it's the thought that counts bullshit, cards are the laziest easiest gifts in the world next to gift cards, and even then they still share the word card, coincidence?



With Heartfelt Joy,

Hallmark.



P.S. St. Louis Cards Suck Too.
 

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MassHavoc said:
Dearest Mule,



Why do women love cards so much. You could by them the perfect gift, something they've wanted forever, something only you could give them, but no card, and it's not so great anymore. And vise versa, it could be your 30 wedding anniversary, Christmas, and your birthday all on the same day and you could pick up a 99 cent card and they are overjoyed... And don't give me that, it's the thought that counts bullshit, cards are the laziest easiest gifts in the world next to gift cards, and even then they still share the word card, coincidence?



With Heartfelt Joy,

Hallmark.



P.S. St. Louis Cards Suck Too.
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WhoTF gives a shit about greeting cards? Don't facilely classify us all as being of the same ilk. I personally could care less about cards---I love gifts because I love STUFF! Stuff is tangible.
 

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Oh sweet jesus.



This is not good...no..no..not good at all.
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Yes it is. Stop being such a fucking maple tree-hugging pansy. She answered some questions HYSTERICALLY in the "Ask Ymono" thread and I for one want to see some more of her snarky, sardonic response stylings to these turds. If you ruin this COMEDY GOLD for me asshole I will be coming to VAN myself to kick your pasty ass.
 

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I am beginning to think bookie is all bark and no bite.
 

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Why is it when a female answers all we hear is "blah blah blah blah blah blah"
 

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MAN! Makes me wish I had some issues that i wanted womanly advice on!!



But it is like Jay Z says:



...I got 99 problems but a ***** aint one... HIT MEH!
 

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bubbleheadchief said:
Why is it when a female answers all we hear is "blah blah blah blah blah blah"
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Oh, why don't you just go back to dating teenage girls young enough to be the Mini-Bubble's babysitter dirty old man.
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bookjones said:
Yes it is. Stop being such a fucking maple tree-hugging pansy. She answered some questions HYSTERICALLY in the "Ask Ymono" thread and I for one want to see some more of her snarky, sardonic response stylings to these turds. If you ruin this COMEDY GOLD for me asshole I will be coming to VAN myself to kick your pasty ass.
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bookjones said:
Yes it is. Stop being such a fucking maple tree-hugging pansy. She answered some questions HYSTERICALLY in the "Ask Ymono" thread and I for one want to see some more of her snarky, sardonic response stylings to these turds. If you ruin this COMEDY GOLD for me asshole I will be coming to VAN myself to kick your pasty ass.
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my ass my be pasty but the rest of me is all bronze and beautiful.



really this is not a good idea. you all see what her advice and answers to the world questions have done to me. do you all really want to go through that shame an pain?



you did this to yourselves!!
 
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