Hey guys, I heard PECOTA was totally jealous of ZiPS because it's smitten with the Cubs. Apparently last Friday the Cubs were out drinking, and ZiPS just showed up out of nowhere, and was just hanging all over the Cubs. You know, just being really obvious about the whole thing and making everyone else kind of uncomfortable. Somebody at the bar sent PECTOA pics of the whole thing, and now PECOTA is really pissed that ZiPS is moving in on their man. So I talked to Steamer, who was there the whole time like "I'm staying out of this whole thing," and Steamer was like "Now PECOTA is trying to win Cubs back by being really nice to them."