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This IGT is to discuss dick moments you experience in IRL where people are being assholes. What have you seen on the road, in the grocery store, in general?
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Once no one stopped on the highway after an accident so I did, asked the guy if he was okay, gave knucks to another guy then peeled out on my triumph.
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I got hit in my truck making a left turn on the green arrow by a guy going 45 mph on Meacham Rd. It was this Feb. and was about 10 degrees out. Spun 90 degrees sideways, stumbled out, and not one person stopped. It was around lunch time.
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My favorite story happened maybe ten years ago. Two Mexicans in gang banger tees are walking down a street carrying a gasoline can. A little Phillipino guy stops and asks them if they would like a ride to a gas station. One of the gang bangers tells the driver that they only have a buck between them for gas. The little guy says hop in saed I'll give you five bucks for gas.
So then, one of the gang bangers pulls out a knife and says get out of the truck. They were going to steal the good Samaritan's truck.As the guy exits his truck, he somehow manages to break the knife guys arm when he slams the driver door on the thug's arm and then kicks the other guy in the balls and cold cocks him. The picture in the paper shows these two bums sitting on a curb in all of their tatted up splendor.
Turns out they messed with the wrong little guy. He was a martial arts and Korean War marine veteran. I can imagine what those two bums got from their buddies when their picture hit the paper
So then, one of the gang bangers pulls out a knife and says get out of the truck. They were going to steal the good Samaritan's truck.As the guy exits his truck, he somehow manages to break the knife guys arm when he slams the driver door on the thug's arm and then kicks the other guy in the balls and cold cocks him. The picture in the paper shows these two bums sitting on a curb in all of their tatted up splendor.
Turns out they messed with the wrong little guy. He was a martial arts and Korean War marine veteran. I can imagine what those two bums got from their buddies when their picture hit the paper
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Car accident bender Sunday morning. Guy merged into my trying to get off highway and told me I "didn't see him".
We pull over, I get outta see literally it's a tiny scrape on his car and try to shake his hand to be cordial. He tells me I'm a "fucking idiot" and I saw where this was going; so I just asked if he would like to exchange insurance information. He then pulls out his cell phone, tells me I'm not going anywhere and he's calling the cops, gonna have me arrested and thrown in jail(this is 11 am on a Sunday); to which I was like wtf is this guy talking about. Then he tells me his son in law is the attorney for a county and he's gonna sue me.
Cop gets there. Doesn't even bother writing a report or looking at insurance cards. Just says exchange info and move on lol
Complete fucking prick. Couldn't believe he went off like that on a Sunday morning.
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We pull over, I get outta see literally it's a tiny scrape on his car and try to shake his hand to be cordial. He tells me I'm a "fucking idiot" and I saw where this was going; so I just asked if he would like to exchange insurance information. He then pulls out his cell phone, tells me I'm not going anywhere and he's calling the cops, gonna have me arrested and thrown in jail(this is 11 am on a Sunday); to which I was like wtf is this guy talking about. Then he tells me his son in law is the attorney for a county and he's gonna sue me.
Cop gets there. Doesn't even bother writing a report or looking at insurance cards. Just says exchange info and move on lol
Complete fucking prick. Couldn't believe he went off like that on a Sunday morning.
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My favorite story happened maybe ten years ago. Two Mexicans in gang banger tees are walking down a street carrying a gasoline can. A little Phillipino guy stops and asks them if they would like a ride to a gas station. One of the gang bangers tells the driver that they only have a buck between them for gas. The little guy says hop in saed I'll give you five bucks for gas.
So then, one of the gang bangers pulls out a knife and says get out of the truck. They were going to steal the good Samaritan's truck.As the guy exits his truck, he somehow manages to break the knife guys arm when he slams the driver door on the thug's arm and then kicks the other guy in the balls and cold cocks him. The picture in the paper shows these two bums sitting on a curb in all of their tatted up splendor.
Turns out they messed with the wrong little guy. He was a martial arts and Korean War marine veteran. I can imagine what those two bums got from their buddies when their picture hit the paper
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