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One time, when I was 16 and living in michigan, I was driving on the highway to see my girlfriend. She lived about 40 minutes away. I was in my 80's ford ltd station wagon and it wasn't snowing, but there was enough snow on the ground that you couldnt see the lines and had to watch the median poles to stay on the road.

Of course, this was the midwest, so people were still moving fast. I was going with traffic, about 60-65 mph when all the sudden all the semis on the road started slowing down, moving to the right lane with their 4 ways on. Soon traffic had slowed down to maybe 30 mph with every single vehicle in the right lane.

Of course, I was a fuckidiot kid that didn't think too much about what was going on and stayed in the left lane, not bothering to slow down all all.

All the fucking sudden I come around a bend and there are 4-5 cars sideways, blocking the road. State cop cars are parked all over the place with their lights going. The entire road is blocked except a gap on the right lane with traffic at a dead stop in front of it.. I see cops standing on either side of the gap in the wreckage, directing traffic to stop.

I'm still going maybe 60 mph on a snow coated road and there is no way in **** I was gon stop.

I flew up on that wreck so fast there was no thinking involved. Cranked the wheel right to get over in the right lane in front of the stopped column of traffic and then cranked it back left to straighten out. I fucking shit you not, swear on my life that fucking ford ltd wagon went sideways on me and I whipped through the gap exactly perpendicular to the road. I made eye contact with one of the cops as I went through, he was less than 5 feet from my bumper, and saw his mouth open up.

And in an instant, I was on the other side and the wagon drifted to where I regained control, straitening back out just past the wreck. Came out of it still going close to 60 mph. And just kept on going, no traffic, no cops, almost passing out from the adrenaline.
 
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One time, when I was 16 and living in michigan, I was driving on the highway to see my girlfriend. She lived about 40 minutes away. I was in my 80's ford ltd station wagon and it wasn't snowing, but there was enough snow on the ground that you couldnt see the lines and had to watch the median poles to stay on the road.

Of course, this was the midwest, so people were still moving fast. I was going with traffic, about 60-65 mph when all the sudden all the semis on the road started slowing down, moving to the right lane with their 4 ways on. Soon traffic had slowed down to maybe 30 mph with every single vehicle in the right lane.

Of course, I was a fuckidiot kid that didn't think too much about what was going on and stayed in the left lane, not bothering to slow down all all.

All the fucking sudden I come around a bend and there are 4-5 cars sideways, blocking the road. State cop cars are parked all over the place with their lights going. The entire road is blocked except a gap on the right lane with traffic at a dead stop in front of it.. I see cops standing on either side of the gap in the wreckage, directing traffic to stop.

I'm still going maybe 60 mph on a snow coated road and there is no way in **** I was gon stop.

I flew up on that wreck so fast there was no thinking involved. Cranked the wheel right to get over in the right lane in front of the stopped column of traffic and then cranked it back left to straighten out. I fucking shit you not, swear on my life that fucking ford ltd wagon went sideways on me and I whipped through the gap exactly perpendicular to the road. I made eye contact with one of the cops as I went through, he was less than 5 feet from my bumper, and saw his mouth open up.

And in an instant, I was on the other side and the wagon drifted to where I regained control, straitening back out just past the wreck. Came out of it still going close to 60 mph. And just kept on going, no traffic, no cops, almost passing out from the adrenaline.

That is fucking gnarly.
 

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Yeah, when I look back to when I was 16, 17, 18 or so... its fucking absurd that I was allow to operate a motor vehicle. No fucking way I ready for that responsibility.
 

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Yeah, when I look back to when I was 16, 17, 18 or so... its fucking absurd that I was allow to operate a motor vehicle. No fucking way I ready for that responsibility.

You live and you learn... or you dont

crazy story
 

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Yeah, when I look back to when I was 16, 17, 18 or so... its fucking absurd that I was allow to operate a motor vehicle. No fucking way I ready for that responsibility.

Driving up North... Good story Bot.
 

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I got another story in that same wagon, still dating that same chick. This time, she was in the car and we were on a 2 lane country road and there was no snow on the ground, but there was that white wispy shit just over the road surface. I started passing a car in the left lane and I felt the car lose traction. We started spinning but didn't lose any speed and were still accelerating relative to the other car.

We passed that ****** in a spin, then drifted over, completely out of control into their lane so the cars were facing each other for a moment before we slammed into the ditch on the right side, car facing the wrong way. Girlfriend was not fucking impressed.
 

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Remind me not to accept rides from Botfly in the future...
 

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I got another story in that same wagon, still dating that same chick. This time, she was in the car and we were on a 2 lane country road and there was no snow on the ground, but there was that white wispy shit just over the road surface. I started passing a car in the left lane and I felt the car lose traction. We started spinning but didn't lose any speed and were still accelerating relative to the other car.

We passed that ****** in a spin, then drifted over, completely out of control into their lane so the cars were facing each other for a moment before we slammed into the ditch on the right side, car facing the wrong way. Girlfriend was not fucking impressed.
But did you still score that night?
 

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You did have time to blow in the ditch. Get it... Blow!
 

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I have one getting ready to drive. The insurance is rediculous when you add a teen. I'm starting to remember why.
 

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Oops. Thought this might be a support forum for men with micropenis and was going to ask for advice. Maybe I'll start another thread for that.
 

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I have one getting ready to drive. The insurance is rediculous when you add a teen. I'm starting to remember why.

The transmission got fucked up in that same ford ltd wagon and wouldn't engage gears in drive anymore. I was afraid to tell my parents, so I drove to school in reverse for two weeks before they found out.
 
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The transmission got fucked up in that same ford ltd wagon and wouldn't engage gears in drive anymore. I was afraid to tell my parents, so I drove to school in reverse for two weeks.

That is funny. Amazing what you try to hide from your parents.
 

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