Did you know Toews is awesome?

[TSD]

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=890624&page=15



read from post #371 on, ive literally been dying. Or maybe I just have an easy sense of humor.



All of the shark fans on HF boards have toews avatars now because of the apparent VS McGuire Toews love fest.





I was a fan of this post:





McLellan needs to really shake the lines up. I'd go with:



Toews-Toews-Toews

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Toews-Toews

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[Chief Walking Stick]

cool thread bro



Who is Jonathan Toews?

 

[genefoley]

they mad

 

[Ton]

Could be worse, we could be stuck with Joe Thornton.



Bunch of sore losers they are! I thought Sharks fans were suppose to be intelligent.



"Is this the Hawks broadcast? All Im seeing his Hawks related **** and all Im hearing is them talking about Hawks players."



Hmm, that's easy... because the Sharks were terrible, why would they talk about a team that is playing like crap? Every other post is about how the broadcast was so "homer" but the reality is, who on the Sharks was worth talking about?

 

[TSD]

Could be worse, we could be stuck with Joe Thornton.



Bunch of sore losers they are! I thought Sharks fans were suppose to be intelligent.



"Is this the Hawks broadcast? All Im seeing his Hawks related **** and all Im hearing is them talking about Hawks players."



Hmm, that's easy... because the Sharks were terrible, why would they talk about a team that is playing like crap?

They are fucking funny, I'll give them that, I am still finishing the thread and I am laughing my ass off every 5 seconds.



Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthBaySharksFan

So what number will Jumbo wear when the league retires #19 in honor of Toews?



There will be no more need for hockey when Toews retires.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

If the Hawks would have been playing bad and Sharks were dominating, all of the talk would have been about how great the Sharks are.



It is fun to see them whine!!

 

[Shantz My Pants]

my favorite

Toews visited the White House.



Budget. Balanced.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

If the Hawks would have been playing bad and Sharks were dominating, all of the talk would have been about how great the Sharks are.



It is fun to see them whine!!

And if they were talking about the Sharks nonstop... everyone in the chat would have been bitching about Pierre McDickhead's love for the Sharks.



Don't see how their fanbase is any different than ours?

 

[R K]

Thats fucking Toews!



What a bunch of whiney little fucking kids. As if it's different for ANY team that's kicking the ass of the other. Happens to each and every team. The Sharks did NOTHING worth talking about. Of course they are going to talk about the team that scored 5 goals against your sorry ass team in one period.



Sharks wll never win the Cup with Captain Choke at the helm. Thier fans are fucking comical and ignorant all at the same time.

 

[genefoley]

my favorite

Funny coming from a Californian. Not that Illinois is that much better.

 

[R K]

And if they were talking about the Sharks nonstop... everyone in the chat would have been bitching about Pierre McDickhead's love for the Sharks.



Don't see how their fanbase is any different than ours?

Our fan base would have been bitching about the officiating far more than the announcers. Although some of our fans would have actually been bitching about the POOR PERFORMANCE of our team!





LOL----



Ben Eager hattrick:



1) bad defensive coverage

2) penalty

3) fight?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Our fan base would have been bitching about the officiating far more than the announcers. Although some of our fans would have actually been bitching about the POOR PERFORMANCE of our team!

And others would be holding up signs congratulating a milestone reached by one of our players!

 

[Shantz My Pants]

I don't see the real reason for everyone to go haywire. It actually is quite funny how much Toews is talked about and the standard the Versus crew put him up on. People are just going with it and having fun at the Versus crews expense.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I don't see the real reason for everyone to go haywire. It actually is quite funny how much Toews is talked about and the standard the Versus crew put him up on. People are just going with it and having fun at the Versus crews expense.

Well with Crosby's career uncertain, Toews might be the new "face" of the NHL.

 

[R K]

I don't see the real reason for everyone to go haywire. It actually is quite funny how much Toews is talked about and the standard the Versus crew put him up on. People are just going with it and having fun at the Versus crews expense.

Who's going haywire? It's fucking funnier than shit.



Usually those players in consideration for the Hart are widely talked about. Especially the hottest player in the NHL right now. One that's taken his team out of NON playoff contention back to Stanley Cup Contender.



I'd take our Captain over their Captain any day of the week. Not to metion 4 years ago NO ONE was talking about this team. Shame I didn't DVR the game.

 

[the canadian dream]

Hes the best overall player in the game right now. And he should certainly be in Hart discussions.



It's funny I don't know one single person who dislike JT or who has a bad thing to say about him. Even in Vancouver here where there is a deep hate for the Hawks now. It's always "**** I hate the Hawks and how they blah blah blah..whine whine whine...yap yap yap....but I tell you I would take Toews on my team anyday that guy kicks ass".



While McGuire has a creepy love affair he also springs boners for guys like Marleau and has gone off on how much he loves him.



By the way the thread is funnier than hell. I actually like Shark fans for the most part and I do really like their play by play team. It's a good org and they embraced hockey pretty good there in San Jose..who would have guessed?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Pffft, what has Toews done. LOL. That thread was very humorous.





And really with what Toews has accomplished so far in his short hockey career is nothing but outstanding, and his game on the ice is something every team dreams they had a player like.



I also think he is a better face of the league over goofy lips Crosby. Nevermind that the Amish playoff beard is kewler than that glued on stuff Crosby's teammates stuck on him while he was napping.





My favorite post: well, in fairness I'm sure the refs asked Jonathan Toews if they could call the penalty and he said "no"

 

[TSD]

Pffft, what has Toews done. LOL. That thread was very humorous.





And really with what Toews has accomplished so far in his short hockey career is nothing but outstanding, and his game on the ice is something every team dreams they had a player like.



I also think he is a better face of the league over goofy lips Crosby. Nevermind that the Amish playoff beard is kewler than that glued on stuff Crosby's team makes stuck on him while he was napping.





My favorite post: well, in fairness I'm sure the refs asked Jonathan Toews if they could call the penalty and he said "no"

That shit is a riot amiright? seriously, I cracked open a beer and reveled in enjoyment.





their sharks dallas gdt says it all:



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=891051

this one takes paying attention

 

[nana]

he's already in the HOF. I believe it was Maurice Richard who said at his acceptance speech that he wouldn't go in unless the then-unborn Toews went in as well. The HOF committee agreed and waived the mandatory post-retirement wait by about 50 years.

 

[genefoley]

That shit is a riot amiright? seriously, I cracked open a beer and reveled in enjoyment.





their sharks dallas gdt says it all:



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=891051

thanks for the new avatar