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Yah these guys are the best!! I am killing myself laughing at these. The Sharks/Stars GDT is classic.
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As funny as all of the Toews palaver, this might have been my favorite...
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All I can say to those fools is 'bitter much"
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Have you heard? Toews is the word
Toews Toews Toews Ta-Ta-Toews Toews Toews
Toews Toews Toews Ta-Ta-Toews Toews Toews
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On NHL on the Fly they said it was the most goals the sharks had given up in a period in over 4 years.
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To be fair, everytime we play someone and the announcers gobble opposing player **** we complain. Weather its the Blackhawks or Bears. Actually, especially when it's the Chicago Bears playing against Manning, Brady, or Rodgers.
It's nice to be on the other side of the fence and have a player the media loves to felate.
It's nice to be on the other side of the fence and have a player the media loves to felate.
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what a shitty blog...but if you all think that was bad..check out SB nations blog on the sharks game day against us holy crap these guys need a realty check man I though Nucks blogs were bad...these Cali boys need to get laid...by other boys...LOLOL
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Football to me has always been notorious for that.
Hockey. Penis McGuire ...well he's just a shithead. He always picks someone or some team to obsess over the entire game. I mean me and Dante have a running joke about him and his love for the Red Wings.
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here is a picture of the allstar getting the allstar treatment...those Cali boys now how they like it....Im wondering if Heatly is half Greek.
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While this is true I don't EVER remember reading 30 pages like that before. A comment here and there sure, but WOW.
TOEWS IS GOD!
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As much as I agree with the way Toews plays. But how much of it holds true in the eyes of the NHL, I'm wondering how much of this is because their poster child has a concussion. So they turn to the next big thing and thats Toews..
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I just love how they have changed all their profile pictures and all that stuff to reflect their love of toews, hilarious
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It wasn't as bad as Colorado's color guy verbally fellatiating Matt Duchene.
But still, their reactions are funny as hell.
But still, their reactions are funny as hell.
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Some more gems:
"Toews working on a cure for cancer during the break."
"Pierre is interviewing Toews and has to pee all of the sudden."
"Everyone be quiet. Toews is speaking. Let us bow before his greatness.
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"Anyone wanna play a Toews drinking game?
Shot on every random Toews tidbit. Not counting Play by Play of course.
No? Didn't think so."
"And I thought we might actually win this one. Too bad I forgot we were playing Jonathan "Our Holy Savior" Toews."
"This Vs intermission report is brought to you by the Jonathan Toews committee to give him the Hart Trophy and rename it the Jonathan Toews Trophy."
"Toews has cured cancer, next he will create 20 million news jobs and shut down all the Nuclear reactors in Japan."
"Why don't they just get Toews to have a naked strip show for 3 hours instead? Nothing but **** sucking by Versus....ridiculous"
"Sharks penalty. #60 Demers. Two minutes for not addressing Jonathan Toews as "Our Lord and Savior who has bequeathed upon us the means, resources and ability with which we play this game here today."
"2 minutes for breathing the same air as Toews"
"Toews working on a cure for cancer during the break."
"Pierre is interviewing Toews and has to pee all of the sudden."
"Everyone be quiet. Toews is speaking. Let us bow before his greatness.
"Anyone wanna play a Toews drinking game?
Shot on every random Toews tidbit. Not counting Play by Play of course.
No? Didn't think so."
"And I thought we might actually win this one. Too bad I forgot we were playing Jonathan "Our Holy Savior" Toews."
"This Vs intermission report is brought to you by the Jonathan Toews committee to give him the Hart Trophy and rename it the Jonathan Toews Trophy."
"Toews has cured cancer, next he will create 20 million news jobs and shut down all the Nuclear reactors in Japan."
"Why don't they just get Toews to have a naked strip show for 3 hours instead? Nothing but **** sucking by Versus....ridiculous"
"Sharks penalty. #60 Demers. Two minutes for not addressing Jonathan Toews as "Our Lord and Savior who has bequeathed upon us the means, resources and ability with which we play this game here today."
"2 minutes for breathing the same air as Toews"
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Some more gems:
"Toews working on a cure for cancer during the break."
"Pierre is interviewing Toews and has to pee all of the sudden."
"Everyone be quiet. Toews is speaking. Let us bow before his greatness."
"Anyone wanna play a Toews drinking game?
Shot on every random Toews tidbit. Not counting Play by Play of course.
No? Didn't think so."
"And I thought we might actually win this one. Too bad I forgot we were playing Jonathan "Our Holy Savior" Toews."
"This Vs intermission report is brought to you by the Jonathan Toews committee to give him the Hart Trophy and rename it the Jonathan Toews Trophy."
"Toews has cured cancer, next he will create 20 million news jobs and shut down all the Nuclear reactors in Japan."
"Why don't they just get Toews to have a naked strip show for 3 hours instead? Nothing but **** sucking by Versus....ridiculous"
So....are there plans for making Toews ruler of the world?
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They're fixing all of the old He-man episodes and they're airbrushing Toews in. He is after all the Master of the Universe.
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But his Royal Toewsness would never be freiinds with guys like "Fisto" and "Ram-man". That is the purvey of Regis "Pierre" McGuire.
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But, you see, this is just another example of His Royal Toewsness' humility! His amazingly awesome humility.
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Realize this, if Toews was the ruler of the world and aliens invade, enough with their superior technology, Toews would fight them and win. He does not understand the concept of losing.
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