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I briefly went out with a fat chick that would put anything covered in Ranch in her mouth.
Yes I did.
Yes I did.
Dipping Pizza in Ranch Sauce
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I voted yes but it is not so much to dip the main part of the pizza (sauce, cheese, and topping portion) but because dipping the crust in ranch sauce/dressing is amazing...especially if it is good ranch.
Side note, fuck hidden valley
Side note, fuck hidden valley
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Hidden Valley ranch is just hobo cum.
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I am glad someone else said it about Hidden Valley.
Its not really ranch... its like diluted salad dressing ranch and people buy it like its normal ranch.
If you gotta go store bought I like Kraft's Ranch well enough.
Its not really ranch... its like diluted salad dressing ranch and people buy it like its normal ranch.
If you gotta go store bought I like Kraft's Ranch well enough.
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When I was a young lad I had a hatred of ranch...it turns out it was just a hatred of Hidden Valley ranch as that was all that was given to me back then
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So you have a deep resentment for you mothers poor Ranch based decisions?
It is going to be okay. I promise.
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Not my mother actually, I never had ranch at home. It was always at a school function where someone's parent brought it. So I suppose I deeply resent someone else's mother's poor ranch decisions
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Are there any good ranch combos?
Protip 4 @clonetrooper264: A cheap but semi-effective cocaine honey mustard is just mixing Kraft Honey Mustard with Kraft Mayo.
Helps to also add cocaine, but sometimes @Raskolnikov is not available.
Protip 4 @clonetrooper264: A cheap but semi-effective cocaine honey mustard is just mixing Kraft Honey Mustard with Kraft Mayo.
Helps to also add cocaine, but sometimes @Raskolnikov is not available.
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I'm not at buffets often, but when I am there, I ALWAYS start with a big salad. And invariably, I get TI. I have never purchased it at a store nor made it for more than any sort of burger sauce. But I always get it.
Agreed on the Hv ranch. It's too thick. Ken's is our go to salad dressing in general. Highly recommend.
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As many of you have already said, alright you've got shitty pizza, but I'm not really a fan of ranch in general.
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I did have some honey mustard sauce just now though.
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Hidden Valley should have stayed hidden.
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The first time I saw someone dip their pizza in ranch I was rather confused. That being said, if you ever make it through ABQ, or some places in Colorado @DC I would recommend giving Dions ranch a go on pizza.
I am not sure why, but a slice of Dions pepperoni and Hatch green chile pizza with their ranch is a thing of beauty.
Also, it might be worth its own thread, but how does one define the difference between: Sauce, Dressing, Dip, gravy etc?
I mean, I love me a good broccoli and bacon cheddar sourdough bread sandwich every now and then, but it seems like the rules surrounding what is acceptable to put on pizza are rather blurred.
I am not sure why, but a slice of Dions pepperoni and Hatch green chile pizza with their ranch is a thing of beauty.
Also, it might be worth its own thread, but how does one define the difference between: Sauce, Dressing, Dip, gravy etc?
I mean, I love me a good broccoli and bacon cheddar sourdough bread sandwich every now and then, but it seems like the rules surrounding what is acceptable to put on pizza are rather blurred.
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Never heard of Dions until now. Will try the 505 and report back.
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I've heard it goes in the trash
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That's where it belongs, but it's still an option.
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I really want hot wings with ranch and this thread is to blame.
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And you bought Ranch by the pallet didn’t you?!?!
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