Dipping Pizza in Ranch Sauce

Are you disgusting? Do you dip your pizza in ranch sauce?


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Heidenlarm

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Mozzy sticks are good, but I don't dip them in zadiments. I dip em in bbq gravy.
 

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Can I trademark Zadiments and then like sell it to some shit chain like Papa John's?

Don't steal my ideas ccs.
 

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I got some jalapeno poppers last night and they neglected to include the accompanying ranch gravy.

And these were hot fucking poppers, idk who I pissed off over there.

#RanchlessInChicagolandarea
 

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I got some jalapeno poppers last night and they neglected to include the accompanying ranch gravy.

And these were hot fucking poppers, idk who I pissed off over there.

#RanchlessInChicagolandarea
That's why you need to keep a bottle of hidden valley in your fridge at all times
 

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A pizza with a more zesty sauce and some pep goes nicely with ranch. But its not something you do with a nice pizza. Something like Jets is perfect for it. Dont @ me!
 

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A pizza with a more zesty sauce and some pep goes nicely with ranch. But its not something you do with a nice pizza. Something like Jets is perfect for it. Dont @ me!
We overdid jets a few weeks in a row. Got a little gassy with the rich crust
 

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Andy Reid loves hidden valley ranch and thats how he got Mahomes. Now that he's coached up Deon Bush it's time for Poles to make the move.
 

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I've heard it goes in the trash
We had a bet with one of my female bartenders at the Irish pub I was a partner in years ago. Some extremely wealthy regular bet her she couldn’t drink a 20oz pint of blue cheese dressing in 30 minutes for $500. Mind you, she was petite with a knockout body. She did it but got very sick afterwards. I had to close out her shift that night and then she quit the next day. (She got a nick rack of fake knockers the next month and ended up marrying that regular and then divorced him years later and got half of his shit, and he was married when they started dating lol)
 
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They say that Dan Blocker, the actor that played Hoss Cartwright on Bonanza, had Ranch Sauce/Dressing running through his veins.

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That could just be Hollywood BS, who knows?
 
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