Do You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

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People in lard carts because they're too fat to function

Tragedy befalls this big boned woman trying to reach the root beer.

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Blue tooth phone talkers.

It's always when I am at the grocery store and some bama is staring right at me and seemingly talking right at me.
I give them a puzzled look and say something Special person like " what's that, or excuse me" And I get this blank stare as they still go on about talking loudly.
I then say something declarative like "Oh, you're on your headset" And I get nothing back. No "YEAH sorry I was not talking to you." Nothing. NOTHING.
Hell, this one time this guy even starting talking to the other person in his ear saying " Oh no, that's just some guy, he thinks I am talking to him" All the while, never acknowledging me.
And this happens in my world over and over.
It grinds my gears.


I think one day I am going to go to the market with my Sony Walkman and when I get that dumb blank star talk from someone, I will pretend to do it back until I make then absolutely uncomfortable like I am when they do it to me.


What grinds yuns gears?
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When a poster quotes the OP of a thread to comment on the thread. For example: The OP is some long 12 paragraph breakdown of the Chicago Bears defensive line and some dorkchop quotes the entire thing just to say,

"Good read!"

You could have left that comment without giving my scroll feature even more work and everyone would have known what read was so good, but noooo....
 

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When a poster quotes the OP of a thread to comment on the thread. For example: The OP is some long 12 paragraph breakdown of the Chicago Bears defensive line and some dorkchop quotes the entire thing just to say,

"Good read!"

You could have left that comment without giving my scroll feature even more work and everyone would have known what read was so good, but noooo....


I do that on purpose sometimes.
 

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People behind their keyboards that think that they are perfect, that they are the only people who don’t make grammar or spelling errors . People that think the news sites they go to are the only sites to use, people who won’t fact check before saying something. People who defend something that they were against just 3years ago. **** man I could go on but I’m starting to grind my own gears.
 

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More message board related.

When a poster quotes the OP of a thread to comment on the thread. For example: The OP is some long 12 paragraph breakdown of the Chicago Bears defensive line and some dorkchop quotes the entire thing just to say,

"Good read!"

You could have left that comment without giving my scroll feature even more work and everyone would have known what read was so good, but noooo....
this









good read..


For seriousness, good read and this are one and the same.
 

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@HawkBear did you be a MAN and tell your dog that it will have to wait for brekkie or did you once again lay down and literally let him walk all over you
 

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I am retreading, I'm sure... but

People who walk on the left side of any sidewalk or walkway by default.

Downtown rush hour people who meander or trundle or any other word for walking slowly without paying attention to the fact you are on the sidewalk version of an expressway.

Generally people who don't have the decency to be aware enough to know they are in the way.

- Stand in the middle of an aisle at a store
- Stand in the middle of a sidewalk/walkway
- Stand in a doorway or path to a doorway

People who phone and walk, at this point people just don't take their attention off their smart phones... and I am a smart phone toting Millennial, and I see way too much of it in my generation and older/younger as well. If you are driving, get off your phone.... if you are walking... get off your phone, if you need your attention on your phone... get out of the way or wait until you can get out of the way.

Lastly, any of you ******* who let your children loose in public... airports, restaurants, stores, etc... **** you.

(When I say loose, I mean truly loose... you pay no attention to what they're doing, where they're going, etc)
 

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Lastly, any of you ******* who let your children loose in public... airports, restaurants, stores, etc... **** you.

(When I say loose, I mean truly loose... you pay no attention to what they're doing, where they're going, etc)


I do this on purpose but I pay close attention to how they troll people.
 

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H8 u... so f****ing much
Srs, sorry for storytime but - just the other day I turned the 3 yr old lose to join his older bro and sis in the kiddy mosh pit at a zoo nights concert. he only chooses the shortest path to get to anything, so instead of going around a bunch of fat people sitting in camper chairs, he squeezes right in between two and one of them has to pick up her beer out of the cupholder so he doesn't spill it when he's doing his swim move. he turns around and waves "hi" to them before running over to his siblings. He did that back and forth like a dozen times that night always making direct contact with the uncomfortable adults - it was great.
 

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Srs, sorry for storytime but - just the other day I turned the 3 yr old lose to join his older bro and sis in the kiddy mosh pit at a zoo nights concert. he only chooses the shortest path to get to anything, so instead of going around a bunch of fat people sitting in camper chairs, he squeezes right in between two and one of them has to pick up her beer out of the cupholder so he doesn't spill it when he's doing his swim move. he turns around and waves "hi" to them before running over to his siblings. He did that back and forth like a dozen times that night always making direct contact with the uncomfortable adults - it was great.

See, but this was an event you can expect kids at.... perhaps running around like that.

I'm talking random 5 year old wandering around Jewel and I have to wonder if the poor kid needs help?

Or when the lady with her 9 kids all under the age of 4 which doesn't seem possible comes thru the self checkout and I have a 2 year old trying to take my Atkins snack bars.... **** U KID THAT WAS THE LAST BOX!

Storytime:

My sister worked with a guy for 3-4 years waiting tables at a restaurant that was like Giordanos but not... like it was almost the same pizza, as if they were a franchise at one point and then decided to just sorta steal the recipes and do other stuff in their own place. Anyways, my sister's friend had an incident where some kid like 2 years old ran into his path while he was carrying a food tray, so he didn't see the kid and he kicked the kid... like the kid got airborn lol. The kid lands, and looks at the guy, the guy looks at the kid, they both kinda look over at the table where the kid's family is sitting, and no one even acknowledges that this kid has been kicked. The kid looked like he was gonna cry, but realized no one gave a ****, and they both kinda shrugged and went on about their business. The guy's exact phrasing to my sister when he got to the back a couple mins later was "So..like... I just kicked a baby" lmao
 

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@HawkBear did you be a MAN and tell your dog that it will have to wait for brekkie or did you once again lay down and literally let him walk all over you
He didn't wake up early today. To be clear, I don't have some type of aggressive Rango-type dog like @Urblock. My dog is very well trained. If I tell him to go back to sleep, he does. My issue is I also have to take a whizz so bad in the AM that I can't go back to sleep once he wakes me up
 

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Tailgaters. I'm going to brake check your ass, dipshit. Back the F up.
 

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