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Does the machine have your name on it?
Do You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
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Does the machine have your name on it?
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I workout at home but I am curious. How do you get your machine stolen? Do you walk away between sets?
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No, but it at least common courtesy to ask if you are finished or if they can use it.
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I like to do my workout in sets of 3. So if I'm on the bench, I'll also do lunges/pull ups/lat pulls, etc. Maybe sometimes walk and get a drink. I'm gone for 2-3 min tops.
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This happened during my arm workout with a barbell and then dumbs by the SAME DUDE so I just went ten lbs higher and MOGGED HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE
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2-3 minutes is way too long. Did you leave something sweaty on the machine?
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Bench (1 min) ----> another exercise (1 min) -----> another exercise (1 min) ----> Bench.
Do you even lift bro
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A couple years ago I was at a wedding where I was seated at a table with some douche who had his bluetooth in the entire time. A few rum and cokes in I asked him what he did, and turns out for Ferraro-Pan. So of course I asked him if he was expecting some kind of candy emergency that required him to have that in his ear during a wedding reception.
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I thought you went to go get a drink for 2-3 minutes WTF
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Obvi doing an exercise doesn't take an entire minute usually unless I'm doing some planks or abdominal exercise so there is a buffer zone built in to get some h2o. Heck, it's like I'm talking to adam shaheen
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It sounds like your gym just isn't that busy tbh. If a machine is vacant at mine for more than 60 seconds because some cuck went to go flex in dressing room mirror, it's not their machine anymore.
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If I walk away, this is what I do. Throw my towel on it, set a water bottle in the way, etc. Do you expect people to be branereaders if they don't notice anyone there?
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It is a gym at my place of employment. It is not incredibly busy when I go and also people just prefer to be fat and lazy.
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I was going to add to that, congrats on being one of the few people at your company in your town fighting over a machine at the gym.
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thank you for the support, champ
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FWIW I have to literally stalk the stairmaster to get a turn. Why do women think that thing actually makes their butts smaller?????
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The stairmaster is a hell of a workout. I don't think woman want 'small' buttocks in todays world though. It's all about obtaining that slim thicc look with a big donk
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These women are not those women
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Imagine leaving your bench unattended for three minutes in a gym and then being upset that someone else using it somehow inconvenienced you....
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