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enough time has passed now. go screw her hot cousin.
AIDS test?Sorry I have no noodz.. Worthless I know.. She was hot though. I thought v day was going to be terrible but I had about 20 friends go out with me last night just to pick my spirits up. So needless to say, I got hammered, got some v day gifts, gave a valentines day balloon to the hot waitress, got said waitress digits, and now I have to go take a test. I have told my friends that me being on the singles market is essentially like Peyton Manning hitting free agency. They disagreed but I told them to go **** themselves. Then I bought all the girls I work with a rose and they cried.
I. AM. MAN.
"Peyton Manning hitting free agency"
Which Peyton Manning?
A.) The one who is on the verge of being medically retired.
B.) The choke artist
C.) The choke artist that couldn't out-choke Rex Grossman
AIDS test?
I thought Beardown28 was a teacher :thinking:
I'm in school to be a teacher. Right now I am teaching in schools just as a class and not getting paid.. Kind of like an internship.
Side note, to whoever said **** her hot cousin... I may try to **** her hot friends. 2 days is good enough... right?.... Right?
In your scenario, 2 seconds was long enough.I'm in school to be a teacher. Right now I am teaching in schools just as a class and not getting paid.. Kind of like an internship. Side note, to whoever said **** her hot cousin... I may try to **** her hot friends. 2 days is good enough... right?.... Right?
In your scenario, 2 seconds was long enough.
Ehhh more like McNabb being waived and not getting picked up on waivers....
Being single is fun.
wait dont you have a girl? i spent the weekend alone for the first time in awhile. youre right being single is awesome.
He's engaged, I think he remembers it though.
How ya been doing lately beardown?
It's all over. She turned into a total ***** for a few months.