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A McDonald's cheeseburger will last indefinitely as well.
Pretty sure I've been served some really old cheeseburgers before...they taste just as good as the fresh ones.
 

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Pigeons can consume an adult human male faster than a colony of African Driver Ants can consume a dead Pigeon....
 

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A McDonald's cheeseburger will last indefinitely as well.
I've heard that one too, but I believe it falls alongside the Twinkie theory.

The cheeseburger or the Twinkie will not lose their structural integrity for far longer than either company will happily admit, but both will reach a point long before that where they are no longer digestible food.

Neither product has been around long enough to really put these theories to test. There has been honey eaten by archeologists working in Egypt that was found in sealed containers in the famed pyramids. The containers were carbon dated to have been over 2000 years old...assuming the honey was just as old.

It was digestible with no ill effects and had no significant change in taste from what you buy at the supermarket right now.
 

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**** outta here...theres like 20 gi joe members and they all have specific abilities based on their ethnicity or geographic location

You get out of here. The turtles, and not the Michael Bay shit that's coming, are all ninjas. Not to mention they live under the city and have access to every building. There may be 20 GI Joes, but there were thousands of Footclan members, and the Turtles still came out on top.
 

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You get out of here. The turtles, and not the Michael Bay shit that's coming, are all ninjas. Not to mention they live under the city and have access to every building. There may be 20 GI Joes, but there were thousands of Footclan members, and the Turtles still came out on top.

Um, they also have the baddest fighting song of all time!

[video=youtube;R_K6971WmAs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs[/video]
 

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I've heard that one too, but I believe it falls alongside the Twinkie theory.

The cheeseburger or the Twinkie will not lose their structural integrity for far longer than either company will happily admit, but both will reach a point long before that where they are no longer digestible food.

Neither product has been around long enough to really put these theories to test. There has been honey eaten by archeologists working in Egypt that was found in sealed containers in the famed pyramids. The containers were carbon dated to have been over 2000 years old...assuming the honey was just as old.

It was digestible with no ill effects and had no significant change in taste from what you buy at the supermarket right now.

Can't argue with that. I imagine you could still brew up a mead with it too.
 

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You get out of here. The turtles, and not the Michael Bay shit that's coming, are all ninjas. Not to mention they live under the city and have access to every building. There may be 20 GI Joes, but there were thousands of Footclan members, and the Turtles still came out on top.

but even if the turtles did have access to every building the gi joes have a tank that could flatten the structure within seconds..and come on bro anybody could smash the footclan..they're the easiest henchmen to handle other than the putties...the joes would simply out man, out strategy and out power the turtles before they even knew it
 

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Um, they also have the baddest fighting song of all time!

[video=youtube;R_K6971WmAs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs[/video]

you got me there..you got me there

this song would give them extra strength alone but it would still be a wash
 

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A group of donkeys is called a pace of asses. and a group of salamanders are called a congress of salamanders.

If a donkey mates with a horse, the offspring will be a mule and that bastard cannot reproduce.
 

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Pigeons can consume an adult human male faster than a colony of African Driver Ants can consume a dead Pigeon....
Factoid. You're fucked. The penguin and pigeon escaped. They scratched a note on the lab floor. Said they were headed to Chicago to join their brothers with a human problem. Sorry man.
 

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Humans have the largest penis of any of the primates...
 

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