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Cat piss glows under a blacklight.
Factoid. You're fucked. The penguin and pigeon escaped. They scratched a note on the lab floor. Said they were headed to Chicago to join their brothers with a human problem. Sorry man.
The loudest land animal is the howler monkey. He can be heard for up to 3 miles. This is how we found out how aids was created when a *** man did have sex with this howler monkey. The monkey's loud howls and growls caught the attention of many who were then able to trace this single deviant sex act to the origin of da Aids.
Howler monkeys are indigenous to the Americas...way to go dipshit.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born! in 1838.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
**** outta here...theres like 20 gi joe members and they all have specific abilities based on their ethnicity or geographic location
Will people ever understand that Time "man of the year" is related to influence and does not carry a positive connotation?
Its one of the most Special person of all cyclical controversies.
Former Bears wr Curtis Conway is the son-in-law of Muhammad Ali.
A year before Ali changed his name from Cassius Clay, he put out an album titled "I am the Greatest"
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