First fight stories!

[NCChiFan]

I lost.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I was a ball buster in HS, and everyone knew it. I never took it as far that a person might get physical, and I never really gave a shit to fight anyone.

Never been in a fight.

 

[xer0h0ur]

I used to mix it up daily with my older brother or his friends, so I do not recall my first fight.

However, we had a pretty neat 2 fight series between a couple guys in high school. ( I only witnessed the second)
Early freshman year, there was a fellow Todd who was kind of a dick and this fellow Tom who was a pudgy, blend in to the wall kind of fellow.
Todd fancied himself a bully and picked on Tom. bumping him in halls, calling him names and whatnot.
One day, Tom must have had enough- when Todd went to shoulder bump him walking the other way, Tom did as well- He outweighed Todd, and Todd was the bumpee.

Well, Todd didnt like this. He dropped his books and got in Toms face, pushing and shoving and name calling and whatnot. Tom looked terrified, but respectably did not back down. He half-heartedly put his fists up and put his head down and began advancing. Todd threw a big right at Toms face, Tom ducked his head, Todd connected directly with the crown of Toms forehead and snapped a bone in his hand... went down in a pile and cried like a baby.
That incident I did not see.

Towards the end of the year, Todd is out of the cast and starts up again on Tom. One day, the shoulder nudge incident repeats itself.
Todd turned around quickly and Jumped Tom from behind, trying to get him in a full nelson.
Tom did the only thing he could think of- Reached behind him and grabbed the leg Todd was using for leverage behind the knee, and teetering backwards.
They both fell, and Tom landed hard on Todd, got up and turned back- only to see todd laying there twitching and unable to draw breath.
End result- Todd collapsed a lung.

Todd is an asshole.

Todd broke his hand and had a collapsed lung.

Don't be like Todd. Get DirecTV

 

[Burque]

I don't remember much, except that a kid stole my toy tractor at recess in the second grade and I jumped on him and started choking him. He started turning blue so I stopped, grabbed my stolen tractor and went about my business. Do not even remember who he was. I wonder if he remembers me...

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[Tater]

My first was sometime from 8-10 years old. We had just gotten off the school bus on the way home, I can't remember what even started it. I didn't see it coming and had no experience fighting, but this kid really popped me in the mouth. It hurt for days and I tried to hide it from my Mom. Could barely chew food though.

 

[BNB]

Technically, my first fight against someone who wasn't my brother was against someone in my 1st grade class. My brother, who is two years older than me, always got bullied at school, and I was always so confused why he didn't do something, especially since he had no problem fighting with me. But either way, I always told myself that I wouldn't allow anyone to bully me, no matter how big they were because I saw how much it affected my bro.

Anyway... for about few days, this kid Zach in my class kept picking on me, and it drew some laughs from the class. Then at recess, he came up to me and starting taunting me or whatever. Without even thinking about it, I clocked him in the mouth, then I kind of put my foot behind his and pushed his ass to the ground and kicked him in the nuts. I kind of went all out for a 6-year old.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Never even been close to a fight. I've always managed to get along with people. :shrug:

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I don't have to fight cause my size is imposing. I was a powerlifter for 20 years and a Div1 football player. I once had an employee complain to HR that he was scared of me because "he is so physically large". However, I did have an ex-wife that used to hit me while I laughed at her then she would give me her famous double flying middle finger

How many fights has Taco been in?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I used to mix it up daily with my older brother or his friends, so I do not recall my first fight.

However, we had a pretty neat 2 fight series between a couple guys in high school. ( I only witnessed the second)
Early freshman year, there was a fellow Todd who was kind of a dick and this fellow Tom who was a pudgy, blend in to the wall kind of fellow.
Todd fancied himself a bully and picked on Tom. bumping him in halls, calling him names and whatnot.
One day, Tom must have had enough- when Todd went to shoulder bump him walking the other way, Tom did as well- He outweighed Todd, and Todd was the bumpee.

Well, Todd didnt like this. He dropped his books and got in Toms face, pushing and shoving and name calling and whatnot. Tom looked terrified, but respectably did not back down. He half-heartedly put his fists up and put his head down and began advancing. Todd threw a big right at Toms face, Tom ducked his head, Todd connected directly with the crown of Toms forehead and snapped a bone in his hand... went down in a pile and cried like a baby.
That incident I did not see.

Towards the end of the year, Todd is out of the cast and starts up again on Tom. One day, the shoulder nudge incident repeats itself.
Todd turned around quickly and Jumped Tom from behind, trying to get him in a full nelson.
Tom did the only thing he could think of- Reached behind him and grabbed the leg Todd was using for leverage behind the knee, and teetering backwards.
They both fell, and Tom landed hard on Todd, got up and turned back- only to see todd laying there twitching and unable to draw breath.
End result- Todd collapsed a lung.

Todd seems like the worst bully of all time

 

[Omeletpants]

How many fights has Taco been in?

He will kick your ass then cut your lawn

 

[SilenceS]

He will kick your ass then cut your lawn

Reported for racism

 

[xer0h0ur]

I wish I had a rousing story to share but the fact is that almost all of my fights weren't really fights at all. It was always one sided with either me taking a hit or me dishing one out. I have never flat out gotten into a fight where people traded punches/kicks. The most interesting of which was when I was a junior in high school. These twins that sat at the table to the left of mine in wood shop would always **** with me for no damn reason. Well everyone has a tipping point and back then I was a red belt in Hapkido so I had learned a thing or two about self defense over the course of a couple of years. One of the twins thought it would be funny to simulate putting me into a choke from behind me when I was working on my project. This was when WWF wrestling was really popular and all these idiots went around acting like they were wrestlers. Well he fucked up because I latched onto his arms and intentionally only half flipped him over me so he landed straight on his head. His brother had no idea what happened and he just rushed up on me like I was the aggressor in the situation. I didn't even flinch. I grabbed my wood shop book and nailed him in the face with it then stood over both of them and said keep fucking with me see what happens. I then managed to enjoy an incident free junior and senior year of HS.

The only other time that I got into any scuffle with anyone in HS was my freshman year. This guy named Frankie who had his locker next to me was also a friend. He was a bit of a thugish kid that had been kicked out of a public school and was forced by his parents to go to Gordon Tech. He was an alright dude but definitely was one of those types of guys that would punch you and if you punched him back he would be like wtf as if you were in the wrong for retaliating. Anyways we were acting a fool between classes like freshman usually act. We were nailing eachother back and forth with our lanyards and keys and one time I guess I hit him too hard because because before I knew it I had a fist flying right at my face. ****** got me good. Bloody nose and I was on my ass. Back then I didn't know shit about how to fight or defend myself. I just took the punch, stood up, wiped the blood and went to class. I both earned some cred and lost some on that. Earned some because I didn't ***** up and narc on him when teachers asked what happened but lost some because I didn't fight back.

 

[Urblock]

I like the first one for the use of a book. Those ******* can be good weapons. :lol:

 

[xer0h0ur]

Dude, books can really **** someone up. Especially if you use the spine of the book.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I've never really been in a "fight" where we exchanged hits and whatnot. I love to watch fights but usually try to keep the peace if I can. But about 2 years ago some kid choked out his girlfriend at the bar, so my friend shoved him and told him to get the **** out. The kid waited for 3 hours outside to fight my friend. We all leave and the kid and his 2 friends try to fight me and a few of my buddies. The kid who choked the girl out was all talk and eventually ran away when my friend finally said **** it and agreed to fight him. But his 1 friend ended up sticking around trying to fight everyone. So I walked up to him and was like "look man, all your friends left, no one here is trying to fight, we just wanna go home. So I think it's best if you just left." so then he shoves me and tells me to **** off so I hit him once in the mouth, he fell to the ground, I backed up a little to see what he was gonna do, then he got up and just took off.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Hey man you gave him an out and he still was stupid about it. **** em, he deserved it.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

He will kick your ass then cut your lawn

Do I have to pay him since he's an illegal and shouldn't be here in the first place?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Dude, books can really **** someone up. Especially if you use the spine of the book.

 

[winos5]

First real fight at age 10, 5th grade. Confronted a bully who turned out to be a coward. Chased his ass after school and we had a good fight. After scuffling/wrestling back and forth and getting out of headlock put him down with a right cross to the temple. He dropped like a sack of potatoes. Left him crying in the field and ran home. Got a tongue lashing from mom. Dad said he was proud of me for standing up for myself. Kid never bothered me again through high school. Went through puberty late at 16. Was smallest kid in my class until junior year. Learned how to avoid fights and situations where I was vulnerable and had some older/bigger band friends and neighbor kids that looked out for me. Never had any other real fights, a few brief scuffles, defended myself that's about it. Rest of my fights as an adult were drunken brawls with friends, no real damage. Laughed about the next day.

 

[Dogstar]

Never even been close to a fight. I've always managed to get along with people. :shrug:

The only fight I ever got into lasted about 7 seconds. It was in 8th grade. I don't even remember how it started, but we exchanged headlocks, knocked a desk over and the teacher came storming into the room and broke it up. Didn't get suspended, but we each had to write a 500 word essay.

Recently learned via Facebook that the fucking scumbag is currently in prison serving a 2 year sentence for soliciting and sexually abusing a 14 year old boy.