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Mitchapalooza

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The only fight I ever got into lasted about 7 seconds. It was in 8th grade. I don't even remember how it started, but we exchanged headlocks, knocked a desk over and the teacher came storming into the room and broke it up. Didn't get suspended, but we each had to write a 500 word essay.

Recently learned via Facebook that the fucking scumbag is currently in prison serving a 2 year sentence for soliciting and sexually abusing a 14 year old boy.
Why the fucks he only getting 2 years for that?
 

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Why the fucks he only getting 2 years for that?

He was charged with five felony counts and went to the slam for two... so a fucked up judicial system and plea bargaining I'd imagine.

And that's a two year sentence, eligible for parole after one, with the usual requirement of having to register as a sex offender for life.
 

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He was charged with five felony counts and went to the slam for two... so a fucked up judicial system and plea bargaining I'd imagine.

And that's a two year sentence, eligible for parole after one, with the usual requirement of having to register as a sex offender for life.
Hopefully he gets raped alot in jail.
 

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The only fight I ever got into lasted about 7 seconds. It was in 8th grade. I don't even remember how it started, but we exchanged headlocks, knocked a desk over and the teacher came storming into the room and broke it up. Didn't get suspended, but we each had to write a 500 word essay.

Recently learned via Facebook that the fucking scumbag is currently in prison serving a 2 year sentence for soliciting and sexually abusing a 14 year old boy.

Are you sure he was trying to fight you?
 

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I was a senior in high school. I was just minding my own business at lunch, sitting alone. Next thing I know, someone is in my face calling me a calling me a creep and a weirdo, etc. Eventually all my rage came out. So I took a huge swing. It was one of those, I hit you, you hit the floor type things. Pretty cool. Needless to say, she never spoke to me again.

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I was a senior in high school. I was just minding my own business at lunch, sitting alone. Next thing I know, someone is in my face calling me a calling me a creep and a weirdo, etc. Eventually all my rage came out. So I took a huge swing. It was one of those, I hit you, you hit the floor type things. Pretty cool. Needless to say, she never spoke to me again.

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Was her name Taquito?
 

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I was a senior in high school. I was just minding my own business at lunch, sitting alone. Next thing I know, someone is in my face calling me a calling me a creep and a weirdo, etc. Eventually all my rage came out. So I took a huge swing. It was one of those, I hit you, you hit the floor type things. Pretty cool. Needless to say, she never spoke to me again.

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10/10 plot twist. Never saw it coming. ***** got it good.
 

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Do you go out looking to fight people as an unemployed chef approaching 30? I mean, you need to represent the South and all.
 

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it's funny how much you use that .gif and listen to rap while hating black people and women. enjoy your next 4-5 hours. nick should be back on in a few.
 

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