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I used to like Swamp People a lot, but after a while you realize they are antagonizing the alligators to get them to go nuts for the cameras while they have a hook in their belly.

Its why they have Troy Landry remind you that these gators do what @SilenceS described.
 

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I used to like Swamp People a lot, but after a while you realize they are antagonizing the alligators to get them to go nuts for the cameras while they have a hook in their belly.

Its why they have Troy Landry remind you that these gators do what @SilenceS described.
Show is so fake. Catching gators that way is super easy and you almost never have any kind of tussle.

Also, getting tags is pretty easy due to the huge population. They act like they will take them all away. No, they wont.
 

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They could probably rip someone up pretty well if they were so inclined.
They are medium sized, but have big ass mouths like German shepherds.
I have never heard of a human getting even growled at by one though- usually they just take off.

they are definitely a danger to dogs. if they are desperate in winter, they will make a play for larger game.
I used to walk my pooches at a very large preserve up my way that has a high coyote population, and over the years I had a couple coyotes do a half assed attempt to bait my dogs in the winter, and gave up when they wouldnt bite.

Their tactic with dogs is to have a single coyote approach nearer and nearer until the dog gets aggressive and gives chase. They run scared and yipping, but slow enough to keep the dog chasing.
Once they have them committed, they run them in to the pack and it is over.


*edit- I cant tell you the amount of times some dumb shit I would see out there would brag that their dog "chased off a coyote".
I would tell them they were lucky- it had nothing to do with your "badass" dog, and had everything to do with coyotes being devious and brilliant hunters.

After college I moved home and often helped take care of my Mom's dog.

If I was home first or leaving for work last, I'd take him out to the big back yard to do his business.

It was nice, the property was like 1-2 acres, and he could just go out there and the raccoons handled waste disposal.

Well one day I get home from work, let the dog outside, and walk out behind him, no leash, he tended to listen pretty well.

He starts off moving quick towards the back of the property, which wasn't unusual but it seemed like he'd smelled something, so I picked up my pace to follow him.

Well, there was a coyote coming out of the wooded area by the back barn, and he took off after it, no provocation needed.

I started yelling, he heard nothing, so I went full sprint behind him.

That coyote ran back into the wooded area, and lucky for me the dog got confused when he got into the wooded area and dithered.

I closed the gap and grabbed his collar while he was trying to figure out where the coyote went.

I believe it just failed to stay close enough to keep up the bait or it woulda done to him what you described.

But he was a young pitbull mix, 60lbs, so idk how well they woulda done in the time it woulda taken me to get there.

They were backing up to a major street, so it wasn't like they had a ton of room to work with back there.

Scary shit.... he once did the same thing with a deer when I took him out before work, so I had to chase him in my work clothes to the back property line lol.

It was leash-only for me after that.
 

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Show is so fake. Catching gators that way is super easy and you almost never have any kind of tussle.

Also, getting tags is pretty easy due to the huge population. They act like they will take them all away. No, they wont.

The show was less fake when it first came out, I feel.

They had more content about the family/community aspect of both the hunters and the processing/usage of the animal.

The show gave you a glimpse into why hunting is important for these people.

I found some of the cases where they had guys literally jumping on top of gators rather obnoxious, once you realize they're staging the drama.
 

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Gators vs Coyotes.

This time, it's personal!

Coyotes would bait the Gator into following them to a Pizza Hut.

Then eat bloated/stuffed/poisoned Gator.
 

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The show was less fake when it first came out, I feel.

They had more content about the family/community aspect of both the hunters and the processing/usage of the animal.

The show gave you a glimpse into why hunting is important for these people.

I found some of the cases where they had guys literally jumping on top of gators rather obnoxious, once you realize they're staging the drama.
If you're into that sort of stuff, without all the stupid drama, this guys YouTube channel is pretty great:


It's a mixture of fishing and hunting content, and there is a decent amount of gator related stuff there from over the years. I'm mostly there for the fishing stuff, and also the cleaning / cooking, but I enjoy the hunting parts too.
 
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Gators vs Coyotes.

This time, it's personal!

This got me thinking... what would I rather fight for my life against?
A pack of coyotes or a 12' gator?

I am picking the gator. At least you could jump on it and hold its mouth closed.

But if I had to put money on gator vs coyotes, my money is on the gator.

Like a fucked up rock paper scissors. Human takes gator, gator takes coyotes, coyotes takes human.
 

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This got me thinking... what would I rather fight for my life against?
A pack of coyotes or a 12' gator?

I am picking the gator. At least you could jump on it and hold its mouth closed.

But if I had to put money on gator vs coyotes, my money is on the gator.

Like a fucked up rock paper scissors. Human takes gator, gator takes coyotes, coyotes takes human.
Coyotes can get big too.

Had a couple that were hanging around our neighborhood (we're near irrigation ditches so random things come through the neighborhood from time to time) a couple were bedded down under a tree in our front yard. I didn't know they were there and let the dogs out when I went to check the mail.

My 95 pound pitbull took after the bigger of the two (the male) and was on his ass clear across the yard until the coyote hopped the fence and the pitbull body checked the fence.

The coyote was every bit as tall and long as my large dog. Not as thick but I'd have given that coyote at least 60 pounds if not more.

Fighting a dozen dogs that size is a no go for an unarmed human.
 

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Feels like we're missing a Coyotonado opportunity here.
 

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Coyotes can get big too.

Had a couple that were hanging around our neighborhood (we're near irrigation ditches so random things come through the neighborhood from time to time) a couple were bedded down under a tree in our front yard. I didn't know they were there and let the dogs out when I went to check the mail.

My 95 pound pitbull took after the bigger of the two (the male) and was on his ass clear across the yard until the coyote hopped the fence and the pitbull body checked the fence.

The coyote was every bit as tall and long as my large dog. Not as thick but I'd have given that coyote at least 60 pounds if not more.

Fighting a dozen dogs that size is a no go for an unarmed human.
That was a wolf or German shep that lost his home. 155 lb coyotes don't exist.
 

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Coyotes can get big too.

Had a couple that were hanging around our neighborhood (we're near irrigation ditches so random things come through the neighborhood from time to time) a couple were bedded down under a tree in our front yard. I didn't know they were there and let the dogs out when I went to check the mail.

My 95 pound pitbull took after the bigger of the two (the male) and was on his ass clear across the yard until the coyote hopped the fence and the pitbull body checked the fence.

The coyote was every bit as tall and long as my large dog. Not as thick but I'd have given that coyote at least 60 pounds if not more.

Fighting a dozen dogs that size is a no go for an unarmed human.
That was a wolf or German shep that lost his home. 155 lb coyotes don't exist.
 

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That was a wolf or German shep that lost his home. 155 lb coyotes don't exist.
I think he was saying the coyote had the same frame as his pit, but only weighed 60lbs. Which one on one is probably fine, but 12?
 

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Coyotes can get big too.

Had a couple that were hanging around our neighborhood (we're near irrigation ditches so random things come through the neighborhood from time to time) a couple were bedded down under a tree in our front yard. I didn't know they were there and let the dogs out when I went to check the mail.

My 95 pound pitbull took after the bigger of the two (the male) and was on his ass clear across the yard until the coyote hopped the fence and the pitbull body checked the fence.

The coyote was every bit as tall and long as my large dog. Not as thick but I'd have given that coyote at least 60 pounds if not more.

Fighting a dozen dogs that size is a no go for an unarmed human.
I have two arms and would palm strike and heal stomp those skinny dogs until they eventually killed me or until I became a fake ass @Spartan. Account
 

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I have two arms and would palm strike and heal stomp those skinny dogs until they eventually killed me or until I became a fake ass @Spartan. Account


A coyote would absolutely devour @Spartan. As soon as all that butter leaks out of the first wound every hound in the vicinity will be on him.
 

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