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[SilenceS]

Is a single coyote really big enough to **** up a grown adult male human of fighting age?

My StepMom (RIP) used to get paranoid about the coyotes by where we walked the dog.

I'd see the coyotes and they were not all that big to my eye, and I was like 13-15 at the time.

She always made be take a broomless handle to beat the coyotes lol.

Most wouldnt come near you because of size, but just like people. Some of them are bat shit crazy and give no fucks.

 

[SilenceS]

The alligator thing... that explains the wrap.
Not used to having to watch out for animals that can consume me.

She did send me a photo of a bobcat or whatever feline predator is indigenous out there half way up the screen once.

How aggressive are the gators and bobcats towards humans?
The only common big predator that could **** us up are coyotes, and there is so much easy prey for them they won't even look twice at a human.

Yea, pretty sure bobcats are out there.

Eh, gators are kind of like sharks. They wont mess with you but if they are hungry. They going to do what they going to do. They will absolutely stalk you and eat you in survival situations which is why a lot of attacks happen during storms. All their food sources get stirred up and so do they so they end up in new areas and they have to eat.

The storm last year a gator stalked my brothers friend dad who was in his 70's with his wife. Snatched him. Let him go where his wife could pull him up into the house and tried to call for help. The gator was just stalking still and grabbed the man when her back was turned and ate him. They caught the gator about two days later with the guys parts still in him. ****** was a 13 foot monster.

 

[cameronkrazie86]

Yea, pretty sure bobcats are out there.

Eh, gators are kind of like sharks. They wont mess with you but if they are hungry. They going to do what they going to do. They will absolutely stalk you and eat you in survival situations which is why a lot of attacks happen during storms. All their food sources get stirred up and so do they so they end up in new areas and they have to eat.

The storm last year a gator stalked my brothers friend dad who was in his 70's with his wife. Snatched him. Let him go where his wife could pull him up into the house and tried to call for help. The gator was just stalking still and grabbed the man when her back was turned and ate him. They caught the gator about two days later with the guys parts still in him. ****** was a 13 foot monster.

Holy shit, that's a terrible way to go out.

 

[MDB111™]

 

[airtime143]

Holy shit, that's a terrible way to go out.

I cannot think of many ways that would be worse than that, for sure.

That story is just fucked up enough to sound like it is an urban legend... but I don't doubt it for a second.

 

[airtime143]

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Its alllll in the hips.

 

[HeHateMe]

Yea, pretty sure bobcats are out there.

Eh, gators are kind of like sharks. They wont mess with you but if they are hungry. They going to do what they going to do. They will absolutely stalk you and eat you in survival situations which is why a lot of attacks happen during storms. All their food sources get stirred up and so do they so they end up in new areas and they have to eat.

The storm last year a gator stalked my brothers friend dad who was in his 70's with his wife. Snatched him. Let him go where his wife could pull him up into the house and tried to call for help. The gator was just stalking still and grabbed the man when her back was turned and ate him. They caught the gator about two days later with the guys parts still in him. ****** was a 13 foot monster.

Too bad there's no gator big enough to snatch @Mighty Joe Young for clogging up @nvanprooyen dms with reported posts while he's getting hurricaned

 

[SilenceS]

I cannot think of many ways that would be worse than that, for sure.

That story is just fucked up enough to sound like it is an urban legend... but I don't doubt it for a second.

The more accurate story, but pretty much what I said. lol

Remains of missing Slidell man found in belly of 504-pound alligator, coroner confirms

Investigators used DNA, dental records, medical history to ID Timothy Satterlee Sr., 71

www.nola.com

 

[cameronkrazie86]

The more accurate story, but pretty much what I said. lol

Remains of missing Slidell man found in belly of 504-pound alligator, coroner confirms

Investigators used DNA, dental records, medical history to ID Timothy Satterlee Sr., 71

www.nola.com

That's a big fkn gator, jesus.

 

[SilenceS]

That's a big fkn gator, jesus.

Yea man, I have caught gators before but I wont mess with anything over 4 to 5 feet. 5 foot is the absolute max. They death roll you. See ya

 

[cameronkrazie86]

That article is crazy. 504 lbs, 12 foot alligator, eats his arm off, here's the wife screaming for help, waits until she leaves and comes back to finish the job. Damn. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near gators.

 

[nvanprooyen]

That article is crazy. 504 lbs, 12 foot alligator, eats his arm off, here's the wife screaming for help, waits until she leaves and comes back to finish the job. Damn. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near gators.

Very, very, very rare.

 

[airtime143]

That article is crazy. 504 lbs, 12 foot alligator, eats his arm off, here's the wife screaming for help, waits until she leaves and comes back to finish the job. Damn. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near gators.

"holy ****, I just got mauled by a gator! At least I made it back and my wife is getting me he.......wait. what the hell is messing with my foot? Are you fucking kidding me?"

 

[Urblock]

Yea man, I have caught gators before but I wont mess with anything over 4 to 5 feet. 5 foot is the absolute max. They death roll you. See ya

Why the **** would you Want to Catch a gator?

 

[nvanprooyen]

Why the **** would you Want to Catch a gator?

They taste good. Also their hides.

Also **** "catching a gator". That's what bang sticks are for.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

They taste good. Also their hides.

Also **** "catching a gator". That's what bang sticks are for.

@The Hawk

 

[MDB111™]

Too bad there's no gator big enough to snatch @Mighty Joe Young for clogging up @nvanprooyen dms with reported posts while he's getting hurricaned

Mighty Joe lives to clog up Nvans lyfe

 

[SilenceS]

Very, very, very rare.

Yep, but they did learn they had to stop feeding them because they were coming up to houses looking to be fed. When they werent, the family dog didnt last long

 

[SilenceS]

Why the **** would you Want to Catch a gator?

I dont know. Why does Tard bang out 12 hard apple ciders a night to rage post? Something in us

 

[nvanprooyen]

Yep, but they did learn they had to stop feeding them because they were coming up to houses looking to be fed. When they werent, the family dog didnt last long

Same stupid mfs with bears.