Friend and I did a little online dating experiment

[Mitchapalooza]

I'm only 21, but dating is like impossible nowadays, at least for me. When it comes to girls, I just hook up with them because that's basically all that happens nowadays, hook ups. Every couple I see, someone cheats on the significant other. So many girls in my area are sluts. Not even in a good way. Just like, you don't even wanna **** around with em because you know it'll bring drama, bullshit, and they've been passed around by everyone.

The last girl I liked, the night I met her, she ended up fucking my buddy. Before I knew that, she would text me and we'd talk a lot, and we hung out once. I didn't make a move cause it was our first time hanging out and she was just driving around, so no room to really make a move anyways. But then I asked her to hang out again like a few days later, maybe get something to eat and then she just didn't respond, so later that night I go to a party and she's there, all over my buddy. I honestly didn't even really care. I just found it hilarious. It just shows that guys who don't talk to the girls, ignore them, and only see them at parties, get the chicks.

I'm gonna save dating for when I'm like 24+

 

[Nail Polish]

Different world these days, pops. The women are working and on a level footing economically, so they're not looking for a bread winner so much anymore. The good looking asshole is exactly who they want nowadays. Or at least, for a while.

One thing never changes though - men marry women thinking they won't change, and they do. Women marry men thinking they will change, and they don't.

Like I said...My dating days are long gone.. Im happy they are also

My wife made an equal salary to me, so there was never any tension in that regard

 

[Omeletpants]

I'm gonna save dating for when I'm like 24+

24? Then you can hang out with my underwear. You will both be the same age

 

[Monk]

Different world these days, pops. The women are working and on a level footing economically, so they're not looking for a bread winner so much anymore. The good looking asshole is exactly who they want nowadays. Or at least, for a while.

One thing never changes though - men marry women thinking they won't change, and they do. Women marry men thinking they will change, and they don't.

That's probably the truest post ever. My wife's sister married a pothead with no ambition and they pretty much spent their married life working against each other. She got ultra - religious and he is still a pothead with no ambition. It really sucks that the had a kid together before he decided to cheat on her with her best friend. That poor girl is going to be all messed up as a teenager.

 

[Nail Polish]

24? Then you can hang out with my underwear. You will both be the same age

Yeah, but he took a shower today...Your underwear hasn't been washed in 24 years

 

[Hbkrusso]

how do you get yer underwear to last that long mine wear out in like 2 years tops

 

[Monk]

I'm only 21, but dating is like impossible nowadays, at least for me. When it comes to girls, I just hook up with them because that's basically all that happens nowadays, hook ups. Every couple I see, someone cheats on the significant other. So many girls in my area are sluts. Not even in a good way. Just like, you don't even wanna **** around with em because you know it'll bring drama, bullshit, and they've been passed around by everyone.

The last girl I liked, the night I met her, she ended up fucking my buddy. Before I knew that, she would text me and we'd talk a lot, and we hung out once. I didn't make a move cause it was our first time hanging out and she was just driving around, so no room to really make a move anyways. But then I asked her to hang out again like a few days later, maybe get something to eat and then she just didn't respond, so later that night I go to a party and she's there, all over my buddy. I honestly didn't even really care. I just found it hilarious. It just shows that guys who don't talk to the girls, ignore them, and only see them at parties, get the chicks.

I'm gonna save dating for when I'm like 24+

My brother and a bunch of us guys were spending a week at the beach when I was like 18. We met these girls and hung out with them a lot during the week. I was talking to this one girl in particular the whole time. Until one night we were talking and she's like I have secret. Then she whispered to me "I want to do your brother". My brother is 4 years older and had no interest as he was dating the girl he's married to now. I was like holy crap I give up.

 

[Crystallas]

You must have been doing something wrong then. I'm pretty average looking and while probably less than half of the ladies I messaged responded, it was a lot more than two out of 70. Probably at least a third get back to me.

Hell, I've simply sent this and gotten a few responses:

But yeah, I'd agree with your overall message. I guess I'm just saying you'd have to try a little harder.

Peep Show is awesome.

 

[Omeletpants]

how do you get yer underwear to last that long mine wear out in like 2 years tops

The smudge becomes iron-like after awhile

 

[Omeletpants]

25 years ago I was newly divorced and chasing everything I could catch. There was a divorced woman that lived in the townhouse next to me with a couple of kids. She had a rich older boyfriend she didnt love that was living in California and would only see once every two month.

She would constantly flirt with me and one night asked me over. While the kids are sleeping in the next bedroom we go at it. During the middle of it the boyfriend calls and she takes the call. We dont stop. All the while she is talking to him about her day and how she loves him. I was like wtf. Finally I got my thoughts together and realized how sick this all was. Got up and went home and never talked to her again

 

[Hbkrusso]

The smudge becomes iron-like after awhile

sounds like u got a bad o ring bro u should take that thing in and have yer doc give it a look see

 

[botfly10]

I'm only 21, but dating is like impossible nowadays, at least for me. When it comes to girls, I just hook up with them because that's basically all that happens nowadays, hook ups. Every couple I see, someone cheats on the significant other. So many girls in my area are sluts. Not even in a good way. Just like, you don't even wanna **** around with em because you know it'll bring drama, bullshit, and they've been passed around by everyone.

The last girl I liked, the night I met her, she ended up fucking my buddy. Before I knew that, she would text me and we'd talk a lot, and we hung out once. I didn't make a move cause it was our first time hanging out and she was just driving around, so no room to really make a move anyways. But then I asked her to hang out again like a few days later, maybe get something to eat and then she just didn't respond, so later that night I go to a party and she's there, all over my buddy. I honestly didn't even really care. I just found it hilarious. It just shows that guys who don't talk to the girls, ignore them, and only see them at parties, get the chicks.

I'm gonna save dating for when I'm like 24+

Just enjoy the ride boss. It gets old eventually. But fun while it lasts.

 

[Iwritecode]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

It’s interesting to see what she thinks would be a turn-off for guys. The fake character she created isn’t all that much different than some real girls.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Just enjoy the ride boss. It gets old eventually. But fun while it lasts.

amen. Like I said I didn't really stress, I just found it comical. Still young, I'll **** as many as I can.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

25 years ago I was newly divorced and chasing everything I could catch. There was a divorced woman that lived in the townhouse next to me with a couple of kids. She had a rich older boyfriend she didnt love that was living in California and would only see once every two month.

She would constantly flirt with me and one night asked me over. While the kids are sleeping in the next bedroom we go at it. During the middle of it the boyfriend calls and she takes the call. We dont stop. All the while she is talking to him about her day and how she loves him. I was like wtf. Finally I got my thoughts together and realized how sick this all was. Got up and went home and never talked to her again

 

[Omeletpants]

amen. Like I said I didn't really stress, I just found it comical. Still young, I'll **** as many as I can.

Im betting someday you will wish you had a little more integrity on this issue and dedicated some of the chasing time on something more substantial. Don't think you will look back at it fondly.

 

[Ares]

Im betting someday you will wish you had a little more integrity on this issue and dedicated some of the chasing time on something more substantial. Don't think you will look back at it fondly.

Yeah 2Pac.... you need to be looking for high character bitches you can marry and live out the American Dream with.... :lol:

 

[Omeletpants]

Yeah 2Pac.... you need to be looking for high character bitches you can marry and live out the American Dream with.... :lol:

Who said that?

 

[NCChiFan]

I would buy this except for two examples that actually happened in my past. Both of these guys were huge, ugly dudes, both around 300lbs. Both could get more chicks to be around them, date them or hang out with them than any other guys I've ever met, period. One was in Nashville, he was dating girls that were model pretty, never understood it. The other was a friend of my best friend. We would go down to his place in Florida, lose a day drinking and end up waking up in apartment full of women. I've never seen anything like it.

 

[Nail Polish]

I would buy this except for two examples that actually happened in my past. Both of these guys were huge, ugly dudes, both around 300lbs. Both could get more chicks to be around them, date them or hang out with them than any other guys I've ever met, period. One was in Nashville, he was dating girls that were model pretty, never understood it. The other was a friend of my best friend. We would go down to his place in Florida, lose a day drinking and end up waking up in apartment full of women. I've never seen anything like it.

I have a nephew like that back in Chicago..He goes 400 lbs easy. Every time I would see him he had a gorgeous woman with him...They seem to love the guy. He has that "I don't give a ****" attitude..He told me once.." Either they're gonna like me or not, if they do, fine, if they don't, that's fine too"..lol..He treats em like shit, and they love it