Fukin Women Drivers,,,grrrr

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pouring rain bro

As someone who lives in the PacNW...weak-ass excuse. Unless there was hail or thunderstorms a little rain never hurt anyone except Californians.
 

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What did you do that you're wife decided to get even with you? The misses posts here, doesn't she...
 

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As someone who lives in the PacNW...weak-ass excuse. Unless there was hail or thunderstorms a little rain never hurt anyone except Californians.



Dumb reason to walk in the rain...Cause it never hurt anyone...lol
 

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Got the estimate today..I guessed 6K...It came in at $5,878.00. No structural damage, all sheet metal and paint. Very lucky.
 

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My wife is an excellent driver, extremely intelligent, witty, a great cook, and an incredible mother. I'm so happy to be blessed to have such a wonderful woman in my life. We'll be celebrating 10 years of marriage this year. I cherish every day I wake up next to her.

:)

she must read what u post like mine does huh this is a well thought out plan
 

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I feel your pain.

A few months ago my wife totaled my 11 second/~30mpg daily driver 6 days before the last payment. Spent like 2 months worth of weekends wet-sanding and polishing it right before she crashed it.

She and all involved were okay. You should just be happy she wasn't hurt.




As someone who lives in the PacNW...weak-ass excuse. Unless there was hail or thunderstorms a little rain never hurt anyone except Californians.

What does anyone from the PNW know about pouring rain? Annoying drizzle, yes...pouring? no..
 

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I feel your pain.

A few months ago my wife totaled my 11 second/~30mpg daily driver 6 days before the last payment. Spent like 2 months worth of weekends wet-sanding and polishing it right before she crashed it.

She and all involved were okay. You should just be happy she wasn't hurt.






What does anyone from the PNW know about pouring rain? Annoying drizzle, yes...pouring? no..
We get pouring rain here interspersed between periods of drizzle, just not much hail or thunderstorms.

My point was it is just rain. My wife and I regularly walk in it.
 

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We get pouring rain here interspersed between periods of drizzle, just not much hail or thunderstorms.

My point was it is just rain. My wife and I regularly walk in it.

I'm just hating. I lived up there for several years.

Go Winterhawks!
 

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I'm just hating. I lived up there for several years.

Go Winterhawks!
No worries; It is kinda cool to be able to see the kids here make it to the NHL...especially the 'hawks. Seeing Hossa back in 1998 made me wish the B'hawks would get him instead of Ottawa. Glad he finally landed in chicago; even he mentioned whatever "curse" he had for winning championships is nullified by the indianhead. :)
 

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Our mailboxes are about 1 mile from the house. This AM, my wife decides to go get the Sunday paper at the mailbox..She gets in her jeep and when she arrives at the mailbox, forgets to put the jeep in park, and puts it in neutral instead. She exits the jeep, and it starts rolling down the road which is on a slight incline..It rolls maybe 20 feet and the 2 right side wheels start to climb the bank on the right side of the road. They climb just enough so the jeep tips over on its left side. Then she comes to get me..I had to put a chain in a cutout on the right frame rail, wrap it around a tree and then to the hitch on my truck..I used the tree as a lever. I got the jeep erect, but the whole fuckin left side of the jeep is scraped up, and there is a dent in the left side fender cowl..The wheel well extensions are destroyed as is the outside mirror..The canvas roof is torn as well.. There seems to be no mechanical damage, but I tell ya...It was not a good start to the day!

Im guessing maybe 6k in damage,,I coulda kilt her

Now I will watch the Bears suck again
I'm sorry this happened. I'm a truck driver and I feel the same about women drivers, and everyone else that thinks I can stop my truck on a dime! I hate all you non truck drivers
 

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That sucks BB, my ex did dumb shit like that as well. Not as much damage as your wife did. I'll tell you a good one though. I noticed butter knives missing from our drawers. I just thought they must be in the dishwasher or something but finally we got down to one butter knife. Finally I asked my wife. Do you know where the butter knives are? Are they laying around the house somewhere?

She said no, they are gone. I said what do you mean gone ? She said she has been stepping in mud and dog poo from our two dogs and used OUR SILVERWARE to clean it out of her shoes. I asked why she would do that. Her answer was, "Well I'm not going to keep our knives once they have dog poo on them". Here I was like WTF, "NO WHY ARE YOU USING OUR KITCHEN KNIVES TO SCRAPE YOUR SHOES?" That was a tell of our future as a couple, I cannot stand people who do dumb shit like that. Who THE **** uses their own silverware to scrape mud and shit out of their shoes?

Hell I would have been pissed if she would have used a knife and re-used it but AT LEAST she would re-use it. WHY THE **** DO YOU NEED A CLEAN KNIFE TO SCRAPE A SHOE. OMFG.

Anyway, this is a very smart woman that is a professional in a very tech field and makes about 150k a year, Seriously ?
 

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