Fukin Women Drivers,,,grrrr

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That sucks BB, my ex did dumb shit like that as well. Not as much damage as your wife did. I'll tell you a good one though. I noticed butter knives missing from our drawers. I just thought they must be in the dishwasher or something but finally we got down to one butter knife. Finally I asked my wife. Do you know where the butter knives are? Are they laying around the house somewhere?

She said no, they are gone. I said what do you mean gone ? She said she has been stepping in mud and dog poo from our two dogs and used OUR SILVERWARE to clean it out of her shoes. I asked why she would do that. Her answer was, "Well I'm not going to keep our knives once they have dog poo on them". Here I was like WTF, "NO WHY ARE YOU USING OUR KITCHEN KNIVES TO SCRAPE YOUR SHOES?" That was a tell of our future as a couple, I cannot stand people who do dumb shit like that. Who THE **** uses their own silverware to scrape mud and shit out of their shoes?

Hell I would have been pissed if she would have used a knife and re-used it but AT LEAST she would re-use it. WHY THE **** DO YOU NEED A CLEAN KNIFE TO SCRAPE A SHOE. OMFG.

Anyway, this is a very smart woman that is a professional in a very tech field and makes about 150k a year, Seriously ?
Intelligence is categorizable--someone can be tops in one field and be a completele thicko everywhere else.

Still, this one if facepalm worthy. Yod think it would have at lease occured to her to take one knife--label it "Lawn Mine Sweeper" or something like that use use only that knife to remove hound cable.
 

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