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So this loser sends his girlfriend of 2 months the following break up text, which includes, "You were rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable." LOL. #6 is funny, too.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2840073/Is-funniest-break-text-Girl-receives-text-listing-bizarre-reasons-s-dumping-just-SEVEN-weeks-dating.html
 
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Monk316 said:
Freaking male cat people. :smh:

What's wrong with people
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I don't know what you read but he sounds more like a needy christian pussy than anything else. #TruthHurts #SorryImNotSorry
 
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I don't know what you read but he sounds more like a needy christian pussy than anything else. #TruthHurts #SorryImNotSorry
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Oh look, another cat lover. Y so ghey?
 
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Obviously fake. No one brakes up over text, even in 2014...
 
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People do seem to really get butthurt over their significant other not updating their facebook status or proclaiming their love all over the internet. Reason #183653684351 why facebook can kiss my dick. People care more about online appearances than the actual person they are going out with.
 

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xer0h0ur said:
People do seem to really get butthurt over their significant other not updating their facebook status or proclaiming their love all over the internet. Reason #183653684351 why facebook can kiss my dick. People care more about online appearances than the actual person they are going out with.
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Well by claiming on FB that you're single, you're leaving the door open for other chicks to think you are... your partner may not trust that. Not hard to change it to be accurate, if they are unwilling to do that, then it alludes to other reasons.
 
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xer0h0ur said:
Status whores do seem to really get butthurt over their significant other not updating their facebook status or proclaiming their love all over the internet. Reason #183653684351 why facebook can kiss my dick. Status whores care more about online appearances than the actual person they are going out with.
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FIFY :tiptoe:
 
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A lot of people don't like to announce to the world much less their friends and family that someone is their boyfriend/girlfriend until the relationship has been long enough to conclude they are actually worthy of being just that and/or presentable. Not just another crazy person that will embarrass you. Women in particular think like this. Me personally, I give no fucks since I don't use facebook anyways and I don't live my life to keep up appearances. I certainly don't give a crap what people think anymore. I already wasted far too many years of my life trying to please people.
 
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Jntg4 said:
Well by claiming on FB that you're single, you're leaving the door open for other chicks to think you are... your partner may not trust that. Not hard to change it to be accurate, if they are unwilling to do that, then it alludes to other reasons.
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I agree, if someone in a serious relationship lies on their FB about their relationship status, it's probably a red flag. But in this case they had only been dating a few weeks. Changing your FB status is announcing to every family member, colleague, friend and acquaintance that knows you and is on your FB, about a relationship you may not want to broadcast to everyone until you're confident it's going to be serious. (Xero beat me to it)
 
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Men should have dogs. Stable mentally well balanced women like dogs. A man owning a cat is not natural. Women with cat(s) are typically nuts but great in bed.
 
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Jester said:
Men should have dogs. Stable mentally well balanced women like dogs. A man owning a cat is not natural. Women with cat(s) are typically nuts but great in bed.
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Cats rule. Dogs drool-pee-shit-barf on everything, raid garbage cans for tampons and ground zero your couch when they "miss you".
 
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I grew up with a cat that was pregnant three times so we had kittens quite often. I love cats. Had I grown up with dogs I would probably love them equally as much. I still love dogs and wish I had a dog as a kid but I didn't. I have no pets right now but if I were to pick a dog it would be a Husky, a Lab or a German Shepherd but I really love Huskies.
 
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Dogstar said:
Cats rule. Dogs drool-pee-shit-barf on everything, raid garbage cans for tampons and ground zero your couch when they "miss you".
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Lol. Not my dog, but my friends dumbass dog has eaten a used condom, socks and likes to eat random dogshit off the ground. If all dogs were that fucking dumb I think I'd get some fish or maybe a turtle.

But never a cat....
 
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Was it an ankle biter? I swear small dogs are the dumbest and most annoying things on the planet.
 
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