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Well they do say history repeats itself
When Ommy was dating you got a break up message via Carrier Pigeon..Then Ares wiped em all out
Pretty sad when a pigeon punks you out
Or a wireless router....
Contrary to popular belief you didnt die due to old ageLosing to Ommy is like having your mother come and snatch you out of a poker game...When your 65
Please excuse my ignorance but do people really keep Badgers as pets? Does it live indoors?
My girlfriend's cat has barfed on every piece of furniture and every rug in my house, and he has scratched my leather couch when he feebly tried to jump up on it and started sliding off. He does way more damage than my dogs, who cause general wear and tear but never counter surf, touch the garbage, or chew anything up.Cats rule. Dogs drool-pee-shit-barf on everything, raid garbage cans for tampons and ground zero your couch when they "miss you".
Guys who say that men should love dogs and hate cats are usually goober beta-males. A strong, confident man can have any animals he likes, secure enough in his own masculinity that his choice of pet isn't enough to bring it down.