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Oddly enough, by buddy and his wife have an australian shepherd, a beagle, a rat terrier, and a tranny chihuahua (long story) and the chihuahua is probably the most tolerable one out of the group. The beagle is dumb as **** (big shock there), the shepherd is smart but gets annoying when it comes to food and wrastlin and such, the terrier is just kind of old and smelly, but the chihuahua wants nothing more than to hang out and be loved. Then there's the poor cat that just wants all the dogs to not torture her constantly...
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Was a golden retriever. Which is weird because goldens are usually smart.
Had another old friend with labs. A father and a son. They were so horny they used to hump each other. Disgusting.... Always spay and neuter your pets people.
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im a badger man myself only pet ill own
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They are great with kids.
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Please excuse my ignorance but do people really keep Badgers as pets? Does it live indoors?
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Yep. I know someone who has a pet skunk too...
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Skunks are fearless. At the last house I lived at, I used to always leave the back door wide open. I was sitting on my couch when all of a sudden I see a skunk just stroll on in. It just didn't give a **** and walked right in and was checking out my house. There were a couple dogs upstairs, so I ran up there to get the dogs and locked them in the bedroom before they noticed the skunk b/c that would've been a nightmare if they confronted the skunk inside the house. When I went back downstairs, I just saw the skunk's tail exit out the back door.
Another time, when I was a kid, a skunk and a couple of her babies somehow fell into the pool. My dad got the net and pulled out the mother skunk first. The skunk then watched as my dad rescued the babies with the net. Once they were all out of the pool, they just calmly walked away.
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I have seen cats barf far more than dogs, it's disgusting. My dogs have always pooped and peed outside. Dogs have personality and are a lot of fun IMO.
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Being rude to teh kittehs is unacceptable. Violation of the Warsaw Pact as well.
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Probably, but I was kidding. I can't imagine toddlers and badgers co-existing too well.
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Porcupines are fearless as well. One time when my wife and I were walking our dogs (2 boxers) we saw one across the street. It promptly started walking across the street directly towards us so we had to skedaddle.
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I have pigeons as pets
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This explains alot
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I'm training my pigeons to peck out your eyes
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