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This is what their play dates look like.
 

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Great haiku though.
 

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Wikipedia is fake source research. Dersoabomb is still ***** here.

Wikipedia isn't fake at all, you vandalize/put false info and some guy fixes it within 5 minutes.
 

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This isn't so much funny as mean and insensitive, and although I chuckled at the genius of the joke, I felt bad immediately afterwards, so I'm going to spoiler it. You have been warned.

Japan is so ahead of their time that they've already reached the end of the world an entire year early.

But in seriousness, it's pretty good. :shifty:
 

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This isn't so much funny as mean and insensitive, and although I chuckled at the genius of the joke, I felt bad immediately afterwards, so I'm going to spoiler it. You have been warned.

Japan is so ahead of their time that they've already reached the end of the world an entire year early.

But in seriousness, it's pretty good. :shifty:

really a hipster joke. :obama:
 

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This isn't so much funny as mean and insensitive, and although I chuckled at the genius of the joke, I felt bad immediately afterwards, so I'm going to spoiler it. You have been warned.

Japan is so ahead of their time that they've already reached the end of the world an entire year early.

But in seriousness, it's pretty good. :shifty:

Mayan calendar really ends in 2120, so like 119 years ahead, lol.
 

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Brett Favre??
 

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