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Not worth it if anal is off the table
Girl selling her virginity!
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Think she was just selling a "date" for Super Bowl tickets. Doubt she could legitimately offer the unpicked fruit this woman is allegedly offering.
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Or at the very least, much much less.
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She did say virginity. And for 500k, anal is involved whether she likes it or not.
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"The winning bidder will have to provide Raine with proof that he has no sexually transmitted diseases and is willing to wear a condom. He also may not be under the influence of booze or drugs during the encounter, nor may he attempt anal sex or treat her violently."
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Yeah, I saw that after and edited accordingly. Thanks for fucking me over malcore.
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I hope she doesn't try to deposit her money into Chase.
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Just curious, how would she stop any of this? "Hold on, we had an agreement. Deal's off." You think the guy would accept that? She might want to invest in a pimp.
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First.....I have never wished more to be part of the evil empire of wealth, born a Bush or something to where this is like....ok.
That is a fine fine piece of meat. mmmmmm
Second.....I kind of don't believe her? Can't you have your hymen surgically repaired? and this girl knows plenty of surgeons, and is just all around too good to be true. I wish she would marry for love, a beautiful woman like with a medical degree doesn't need a million dollars, she can marry a million easy with that profile of hers. Beautiful, smart(other than this), virgin?
Jesus, guys should be lining up with marriage proposals and she should just pick the best looking wealthy one? wtf?
I don't believe it.
That is a fine fine piece of meat. mmmmmm
Second.....I kind of don't believe her? Can't you have your hymen surgically repaired? and this girl knows plenty of surgeons, and is just all around too good to be true. I wish she would marry for love, a beautiful woman like with a medical degree doesn't need a million dollars, she can marry a million easy with that profile of hers. Beautiful, smart(other than this), virgin?
Jesus, guys should be lining up with marriage proposals and she should just pick the best looking wealthy one? wtf?
I don't believe it.
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I don't really find her overly attractive honestly. Even if I had 500k to blow, I'd look for another virgin.
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Yeah, she's not particularly attractive to begin with. Then you have to consider that with half a mil+ you would be much better off just getting a harem of Russian chicks shipped over; they'll be much more attractive and you'd better believe at least a few of them would be down for surprise buttsex.
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500K for some puss? Hell ****'n no.
Let's break this down...
Let's say on average(everyone's different, but just for shits n giggles) the average dude gets off 50, 100, 200, 500??? full in & out pumps before he squirts, your talking like thousands of bucks per pump. **** that.
Shit, sometimes I squirt on the 6th pump on the backstroke. I'd be mad as a muhfucker paying 500K for 6 pumps.
Let's break this down...
Let's say on average(everyone's different, but just for shits n giggles) the average dude gets off 50, 100, 200, 500??? full in & out pumps before he squirts, your talking like thousands of bucks per pump. **** that.
Shit, sometimes I squirt on the 6th pump on the backstroke. I'd be mad as a muhfucker paying 500K for 6 pumps.
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Yeah, she's not that good looking. Notice the caked make-up on her face and worn dye-job. May as well smash a tomato for $0.50 and buy yourself a venus 2000. Save the $497,499.50 for a rainy day.
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****, that sounds like a medical issue. You may want to get that checked out brother.
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Baseball is your friend in these situations. No one ever came while thinking about baseball
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Cago.... go fap bro.... clear da system
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If u had any money, you'd mos def would pay to lose your virginity to her regardless of her chastity status.
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