Girl selling her virginity!

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Just curious, how would she stop any of this? "Hold on, we had an agreement. Deal's off." You think the guy would accept that? She might want to invest in a pimp.

you want to go to Australian court when she has a contract? I think it might be your ass that ends up trashed for life mate.
 

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500K for some puss? Hell ****'n no.

Let's break this down...

Let's say on average(everyone's different, but just for shits n giggles) the average dude gets off 50, 100, 200, 500??? full in & out pumps before he squirts, your talking like thousands of bucks per pump. **** that.

Shit, sometimes I squirt on the 6th pump on the backstroke. I'd be mad as a muhfucker paying 500K for 6 pumps.

no, for real. I would treat her really really well. make love, not **** her. put her on a sheepskin by the fire, imbibe her with expensive wine and explain to her that losing her virginity is an awkward act and if the guy is nice about it isn't that great for him. I want a week at least to spoil her, make it short and ok at first, and then actually get my kicks after she recovers. This would be better for her, and for the guy. She might have "studied" whoreing and sexism, but she ain't gonna like a man that paid 1,000,000 for a few hours or a night who is going to want their money's worth on her pussy that can't take shit at first.
 

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no, for real. I would treat her really really well. make love, not **** her. put her on a sheepskin by the fire, imbibe her with expensive wine and explain to her that losing her virginity is an awkward act and if the guy is nice about it isn't that great for him. I want a week at least to spoil her, make it short and ok at first, and then actually get my kicks after she recovers. This would be better for her, and for the guy. She might have "studied" whoreing and sexism, but she ain't gonna like a man that paid 1,000,000 for a few hours or a night who is going to want their money's worth on her pussy that can't take shit at first.

Shut the hell up. 500K? I'm gonna try and pulverize that gripper...for at least 6 pumps!
 

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If u had any money, you'd mos def would pay to lose your virginity to her regardless of her chastity status.

He prefers asians.
 

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If u had any money, you'd mos def would pay to lose your virginity to her regardless of her chastity status.

My question is why, how, and where is Vash talking to porn stars, or as he puts it Porn Stars, and particularly those with daddy issues.
 

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My question is why, how, and where is Vash talking to porn stars, or as he puts it Porn Stars, and particularly those with daddy issues.

When he closes their bank accounts.
 

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Yes, for 500K there's gonna be some anger in there. Screw this "make love" shit.

Arnold is just making shit up, he know's damn well he'd try and **** the wolf piss outta her
 

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I feel like I would be walking into this.

"Id **** me, Id **** me hard!"

[video=youtube;W-ac87-6n3I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ac87-6n3I[/video]
 

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3 pages deep and not one pic of this hooker?

Not impressive:

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How are you guys planning to go to pound town on a virgin and not break your violence contract? Believe me, unless your built like a wood pecker she is going to be in pain pretty early, she ain't gonna like it unless she has really cleared the path with a dildo or something. Maybe Mrs.Grossman can shed light on this, but at that point how would you even verify she is a virgin? How would Sexy Rexy break it in? so many questions...

I really doubt she knows the half of what she is getting into, and any 27 year old who hasn't done it yet and chooses to sell it has something really broken going on, particularly when they are on the cusp of making 6 figures.
 

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her eyebrows display potential diagnosable disorder levels of anxiety.
 

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Anybody know about a little trick called "flaccid insertion", I'm not even kidding. I had a problem once and looked this shit up on the internet, flaccid insertion helps alot


this ***** is in trouble if she ain't lying.


(and I have no idea why my words got sexist and violent just then)
 

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Who the **** is dropping a half million if you aren't able to spit on the girl's rusty bullet hole, give her an Alaskan heat wave and film you dragging your prunes across who forehead?
 

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