Just saved a family of 8 from a shark attack
Was in the South Pacific on my Yacht and came across some large floating debris. Their plane had gone down about a week ago and had managed to cling hold of some large objects that broke loose from the plane. Were floating around for a week, the life almost completely drained from their bodies. A group of sharks were circling them, obviously aware that they were in for an easy meal. But I said not so fast. Took my yacht over there and beat the shit out of each and every one of those bastards. Once the sharks bloodied bodies sank to the bottom, I helped the family on to my yacht and got them showered and fed.
The wife thanked me personally and then I got them all back to shore, safe and sound. Felt good to do something nice for a change.