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Reported.
Got a person out of car accident today.
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Can I report to you? [emoji7]
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Don't bite, guys, it's a malicious link.
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I heard that Bruce Steegspring was on that plane and he wrote "I'm On Fire" about it
You are a true hero Urblock you saved the greatest singer songwritter in the history of the world!!!
You are a true hero Urblock you saved the greatest singer songwritter in the history of the world!!!
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I do what I can
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Did you ask your dog to call 911?
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He was busy fighting the fire.
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Just saved a family of 4 from an overnight train delay.
Hey guys.
Amtrak was running behind schedule tonight. It was very serious and lives were on the line.
I managed to get a STRANDED family of 4 a cheap hotel room near union station so they could resume their travel at 6:55AM tomorrow.
They haven't THANKED me yet... but I expect that me being THANKED and EXALTED will be coming soon.
Please note.... I paid the tip for the cab driver that dropped this family off.
#IMAMAZING
Hey guys.
Amtrak was running behind schedule tonight. It was very serious and lives were on the line.
I managed to get a STRANDED family of 4 a cheap hotel room near union station so they could resume their travel at 6:55AM tomorrow.
They haven't THANKED me yet... but I expect that me being THANKED and EXALTED will be coming soon.
Please note.... I paid the tip for the cab driver that dropped this family off.
#IMAMAZING
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Did your dog help?
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Cheap hotel room?
Fucking ****.
Fucking ****.
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How many cabs flew by without stopping?
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how many trains passed by that were on time w/empty seats and did not stop to take on these unfortunate passengers?
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Too many to count man... this is a disaster area.... blood everywhere.... IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****.... I need to workout later.
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Still think this thread was a good idea?
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That shit will get you some bad karma.
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It was good for showing everyone what a waste of oxygen he is. Good job boys.
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The depsileptic only wishes bad karma on children... I don't have any.
Keep the fight up HHM... I'll be there if he ever comes at your children again!
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Yo!! I Just Stopped A 2 Year Old From Sticking Her Finger In A Light Socket.
So I was sitting here at work and guests just came in with their 2 year old toddler. The little girl waddled up to one of the light sockets in the lobby and she screamed "STICK FINGER HERE!!!" while reaching for the ligh socket. I was like "holy shit no waaaaaaaay" and I threw a stapler at her head knocking her to the ground and away from potential brain and nervous system injuries.
The little girls parents were meth heads also so I decided to take them home and detox them and set them on the right path in their lives. They just detoxed 5 minutes ago and graduated from Princeton with PhDs in Neurology. Their daughter has grown up to be a top figure in astrophysics.
Pretty heavy last 15 minutes. Just needed to vent.
So I was sitting here at work and guests just came in with their 2 year old toddler. The little girl waddled up to one of the light sockets in the lobby and she screamed "STICK FINGER HERE!!!" while reaching for the ligh socket. I was like "holy shit no waaaaaaaay" and I threw a stapler at her head knocking her to the ground and away from potential brain and nervous system injuries.
The little girls parents were meth heads also so I decided to take them home and detox them and set them on the right path in their lives. They just detoxed 5 minutes ago and graduated from Princeton with PhDs in Neurology. Their daughter has grown up to be a top figure in astrophysics.
Pretty heavy last 15 minutes. Just needed to vent.
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I would commend you on this tremendous feat...
But you haven't told us more about what you did to save the day.
How many people passed over this girl and refused to call 911?
But you haven't told us more about what you did to save the day.
How many people passed over this girl and refused to call 911?
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