Greatest Thread in CCS history

[Bearly]

Here is another classic all time thread. Entertainment value 10/10, thanks to the Hawk...

2016 DRAFT WHAT A FAILURE

Baba's reward vs content on the 3rd post is outstanding. Thread may have he greatest # of cumulative thankbangs ever. No one brought consolidation to CCS like the Hawk.

This one is awesome.

"Hawk is a fucktard

Made my first post just to add that"

 

[Wild_x_Card]

Remember when 5head and MaryPristine used to post here? Still believe the latter was a dude.

Total dude. It used to hit on me back in the Chatzy days.

 

[Bearly]

If I was a women on this board, I'd totally man up to not be chauvanized.

 

[Bigfoot]

Remember when 5head and MaryPristine used to post here? Still believe the latter was a dude.

Nah Mary was a chick, she called up Lancestone one night think he bottomed it out.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Here is another classic all time thread. Entertainment value 10/10, thanks to the Hawk...

2016 DRAFT WHAT A FAILURE

Bout spit out my coffee at this one:

Lol. Please don't procreate.

 

[DrGonzo]

Packer fan?

Nah it's another guy who used to argue with everyone and he had a side kick. Got banned repeatedly and I think eventually perma-banned.

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[Aesopian]

is it okay to call asians dragons?

http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/showthread.php/94775-is-it-okay-to-call-asians-dragons

 

[ruprecht]

The Cankles thread.

Link?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Nah it's another guy who used to argue with everyone and he had a side kick. Got banned repeatedly and I think eventually perma-banned.

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It was rory and bearsbud, and it was about a book, and whether Ditka played in the black and blue division.

The Cankles thread.

It was actually a thread about mini golf. Cankles were a side issue.

Link?

Nope.

 

[DrGonzo]

I kept thinking Rory but then I thought maybe I had it wrong and was thinking of the Lions fan "Roary" who used to frequent cbmb and stops by here once or twice a year.

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[Raskolnikov]

MP was most definitely a dude.

Would have preferred this knowledge before CCS gloryhole night.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Simple question, what’s your favorite all time thread? I’ll start it off with the most thank banged thread i have ever witnessed, by LanceStone...

http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/showthread.php/42208-Lmao-Long!?p=1103646&viewfull=1#post1103646

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

There were some pretty great ones on the Bulls board when it was more active.

Rami's "Boris Diaw is more versatile than LeBron James" post will live in infamy.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

hot

 

[TexasBearfan]

You guys still don't get what that was about, but should it really surprise me? That was in protest to having to endure 1000's of threads/posts about Michael Sam and his sexual life. The usual ccs dumbfucks made a big deal that it was ok, so I posted my own thread in protest.

And you're still talking about it?..... dumbfucks!

Michael sam has sex?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

It was rory and bearsbud, and it was about a book, and whether Ditka played in the black and blue division.



It was actually a thread about mini golf. Cankles were a side issue.



Nope.

Ah yes, the mini golf...... :lmao:

 

[JoJoBoxer]

Ode to Omeletpants should be considered, not that it is amazing but rather because it probably has the biggest extremes in regards to rankings ever.

We start with "This is so not bears related and is the front runner for worst thread of the year "

Ode To Omeletpants

Wise old Omelet what's left for us to say,
We should all strive to be like you each and every day.

For the longest time you've been our strong and fearless leader,
Your moral compass exceeds far beyond that of even Derek Jeter.

Don't listen to the dicklickers they don't know what most do,
Those idiots deserve to get curb stomped by Ndamukong Suh.

I'm so proud to consider you a dear and wonderful friend,
One I'd go to hell and back trying to defend.

You are absolutely right about the Bears and especially John Fox,
Mediocre at best we would have been so better off being coached by a cereal box.

Some day your incandescence will fade and with it will bring many frowns,
They won't admit it now but many of them will come from the Trade Down Clowns.

So just so it's clear we undoubtedly appreciate every thing you do,
That comes especially from me and also the bozos, the CCS crew.

- The Warden of the Northeast

and then we get "Hahahahahaahahahaha

Post of the year"

The Real Ode To Omeletpants

Brain-dead Omelet what's left for us to say,
You are a shitty poster and are super gay.

You've been anything but a leader,
Taking it up the ass and sucking lots of peters.

Beware that the CCS members find out what you do,
Your breath smells of penis and your penis smells of poo.

The Warden of the Northeast is your only friend,
because you suck his penis and take it in the end.

You were lucky to be right about the terrible coach named John Fox,
You would be right about other things if you stopped sucking so many cocks.

Your brain is getting dimmer daily and any last intelligent thought will soon end,
You are so frickin' old that you need to wear Depends.

Just so it's clear we won't lose anything of value when you are dead,
except Warden of the Northeast of giving and receiving head.

- All CCS posters not named The Warden of the Northeast

 

[JoJoBoxer]

Not sure which thread it is, but wherever the word "Gremans" was born has to be up there.

Animal House?

 

[bearmick]

Anyone remember the 30 or so page argument between Bearsbud and that other guy (I forget his name) over whether somebody played in the NFC North or the NFC Central?

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Yep that was the one for me too. Best part was when BearsBud, after being completely annihilated, posted his (obviously fake) response email from the author of the book. Brilliant!

 

[Bear_Assed]

Mine is from Kaepernick rookie or second year, the OP swore up and down that Kaepernick was going to be the next best qb of our generation. My argument was simple “too small of a sample size to make that kind of statement”. But he wasn’t hearin it. I wish I could dig it up. The dude was so sure, I’d love to look back on it