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So many *** jokes.......
Happy Birthday Jakobeast Dec 22
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So little time......
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So what I am getting here is that I am made of W-I-N? Good to know.
Nah, what they're getting at is that it that creepy guys on message boards have to take whatever information they can gleam from your posts (as a female) and and re-construct it in such a way as to optimize their idealized version of you.
Though, even without such delusion, your "win-ness" is assured.
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Nah, what they're getting at is that it that creepy guys on message boards have to take whatever information they can gleam from your posts (as a female) and and re-construct it in such a way as to optimize their idealized version of you.
Though, even without such delusion, your "win-ness" is assured.
You two are just too cute. Great chemistry. Lots of spark. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Nah, what they're getting at is that it that creepy guys on message boards have to take whatever information they can gleam from your posts (as a female) and and re-construct it in such a way as to optimize their idealized version of you.
Though, even without such delusion, your "win-ness" is assured.
Well hell, I'll take either ummm. . ."scenario" you posit! After all, my momma didn't raise no fool so when someone feeds me a biscuit for my ego then damn skippy I am gonna eat that ******.
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Rubber is not my thing, but I would never judge. It just seems so hot and sweaty. Ohhhhhhhhh is that the point?
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if it's not hot and sweaty you're doing it wrong.
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Hun, that would be like wearing a hockey glove on your body and they say hockey gloves are super smelly. Remember how upset I got when i found out hockey players are the smelliest athletes? In my fantasies the Biscuit and Spezza don't smell.
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Yeah, that's the point all right but still it's fucking nasty. I bought a PVC skirt for a costume and that shit is disgusting against your skin when you sweat. I don't even know how folks get their jollies from such a gross sensation. AND the shit scuffs and then looks like crap. AND you have to keep it polished/lubricated to maintain the sheen. What an all-around pain in the fucking ass.
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hockey players stink something fierce, there are no exceptions. You need to accept and embrace it, let it wash over you and take you deeper than you've ever been before.
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OH MY GOD....I FORGOT JAKO'S BIRTHDAY!
Um,wrong one........ but you are a SEXY BEAST
......this is the one I wanted to post........
Hope it was a great one!
Um,wrong one........ but you are a SEXY BEAST
Hope it was a great one!
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LMAO, dibble dabbling in the bondage scene are we?
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Think more like a group costume with friends to go as a coven of modern-day urban witches ya freak!
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Your "idealized" image gets re-optimized again...
And did no one get my Pinky and the Brain joke?
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Your "idealized" image gets re-optimized again...
And did no one get my Pinky and the Brain joke?
Wow, the pressure man. . .the PRESSURE! I'm certain I can never live up to all the re-optimization hype!
Yeah sorry, Pinky was not one of my toons---for whatever reason I just couldn't stands it.
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Your "idealized" image gets re-optimized again...
And did no one get my Pinky and the Brain joke?
I did when I was eating lunch. A lightbulb went off in my head. You are kind of like Brain except with a smaller head, I'm sure and Jako has many Pinky qualities. It makes me want to get my Pinky and The Brain beanies out.