Happy Birthday Jakobeast Dec 22

[Rdrhwke]

The pieces of you are all slowly coming together in my head... somehow it keeps turning into a superhero fantasy with high heels though.

Dude, where have you been?? Everyone knows the real identity of our Bookie.

 

[bookjones]

Dude, where have you been?? Everyone knows the real identity of our Bookie.

Bwahahahahahaha. . .

! That did crack my shit up but OMG, you are SO silly.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Bwahahahahahaha. . .

! That did crack my shit up but OMG, you are SO silly.

Yeah, but I'm good at it.

 

[jakobeast]

OH MY GOD....I FORGOT JAKO'S BIRTHDAY!

Um,wrong one........ but you are a SEXY BEAST

......this is the one I wanted to post........

Hope it was a great one!

You *****. How dare you forget the momentous occasion of me bursting through the amniotic sack and springing forth from the womb that was my mothers. No more kisses for you.





To make amends, I demand nude pics. of females. Topless is fine. Prefer them to be of you.

 

[TSD]

Bwahahahahahaha. . .

! That did crack my shit up but OMG, you are SO silly.

I didn't know you're Halle Berry. Can I come over, I'll be a gentle lover. Its no big deal, Iv'e already seen you topless on swordfish.

 

[chasman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......OLD MAN



TBIRD IS WAITING FOR YOU TO CATCH UP TO HIM......

 

[jakobeast]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......OLD MAN



TBIRD IS WAITING FOR YOU TO CATCH UP TO HIM......

Yeah, Tbird has a long wait ahead of him. Long long long long long wait. It is gonna take forever for me to catch up to that ancient relic.

 

[bookjones]

I didn't know you're Halle Berry. Can I come over, I'll be a gentle lover. Its no big deal, Iv'e already seen you topless on swordfish.

Only if you promise to read narrative fiction out loud to me you beast.





































(. . .annnnnnd with that caveat I can assuredly say I am *safe*)

 

[whiteevo]

Only if you promise to read narrative fiction out loud to me you beast.





























(. . .annnnnnd with that caveat I can assuredly say I am *safe*)

any male on this board has most certainly done more than that to get laid. myself included.

 

[bookjones]

any male on this board has most certainly done more than that to get laid. myself included.

Eh, no doubt horndogs. This is more of a callback to a longstanding riff going on between TSD and myself re his self-proclaimed aversion to reading fiction or rather "narrative books" as he derisively likes to say.