Hayes Bros; this Regime's Worst Roster Moves.

[BlackHawkPaul]

And any time those midgets get hit, it'll be considered a head shot

Those 5'6" dwarfs will rule the ice. Then afterwards, fans can come down and toss midgets from blue line to blue line

To protect the Blackhawks, they will institute the "no dwarf tossing two line pass."

 

[PatrickShart]

And the midgets will be in full face shield because they don't want the safety police to begin crying

 

[biscuit_in_the_basket]

And the midgets will be in full face shield because they don't want the safety police to begin crying

Cages actually. In fact they will have a cage around their entire body.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Bubble hockey will have a new meaning.