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[HeHateMe]

It's delicious. Nothing beats a good lamb vindaloo. The hotter the better.

I'm a pretentious **** that thinks he knows something about vindaloo. Love that shit though.

 

[botfly10]

It's the only food that looks exactly the same on the way out as it did on the way in.

Smells pretty close too

 

[malcore]

BF51 hasn't shit since 1988.

 

[malcore]

Smells pretty close too

Let's end this right there.

 

[botfly10]

It's delicious. Nothing beats a good lamb vindaloo. The hotter the better.

All about the bengan bharta

 

[malcore]

Malai Kofta

 

[Omeletpants]

 

[botfly10]

I was on a serious indian kick for a while and could fuckin smell onions and cumin commin out my pores.

 

[ursamajor]

Here you go.

And I just wanted to let everyone know I'm taking a shit right now.

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From the sound of it, he probably would do better with a bran muffin

Tapatalking

 

[botfly10]

Can't believe Ole hasn't made an appearance.

 

[bearmick]

I was on a serious indian kick for a while and could fuckin smell onions and cumin commin out my pores.

If you ever get on a Korean kick, let me know how the kimchi works out. You'll be smelling it on yourself for days.

 

[botfly10]

Only dummies butt dial. Hell, I never dial at all. I got this ***** in my iphone that lives to serve me and she dials for me. She texts too and sings me love songs.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Shit every day. Most days twice a day. I suspect that the food I consumed will produce a rather sketchy shit though.

PS Aren't healthy humans supposed to shit at least once a day?

IDK if shitting every day is a sign of being healthy or if not shitting is a sign of bad health. I usually do, but only once. If I don't eat much of anything, I'll likely skip a day of shitting. Likewise if I'm not home by my own throne. Whenever I stay with relatives at the Jersey shore for a few days, I don't shit at all. Last time we went I didn't for 3 days but when we got back home, I had an overwhelming urge to shit the second we pulled up the driveway.

 

[HeHateMe]

If you ever get on a Korean kick, let me know how the kimchi works out. You'll be smelling it on yourself for days.

Is that making me smell bad???

I put that on hotdogs and polishes. Jeesh.

 

[bearmick]

Is that making me smell bad???

I put that on hotdogs and polishes. Jeesh.

It's delicious

 

[malcore]

Well, whodathunk, when it comes to shitting, Spartan is a homer.

 

[DC]

Is that making me smell bad???

I put that on hotdogs and polishes. Jeesh.

Give me some deodorant that smells like that stuff, and I'd be banging everyones hot sister and mom. :lmao:

 

[HeHateMe]

IDK if shitting every day is a sign of being healthy or if not shitting is a sign of bad health. I usually do, but only once. If I don't eat much of anything, I'll likely skip a day of shitting. Likewise if I'm not home by my own throne. Whenever I stay with relatives at the Jersey shore for a few days, I don't shit at all. Last time we went I didn't for 3 days but when we got back home, I had an overwhelming urge to shit the second we pulled up the driveway.

LOL. The far and away from home/welcome back home shit. That is a crazy shit.

 

[casinnova]

You will take twice as long to poop now that you have that phone.

lol, i read CCS while i shit at work....

 

[KittiesKorner]

my wife makes homemade kim chi so everything else in the fridge smells like it. I don't like kim chi but I do like galbi and bi bim bop.

I eat kale and carrots monday through friday (also a banana, apple, 2 oranges, and grapes/canteloupe/blueberries/strawberries/pineapple) so I naturally take epic shits at work. While epically shitting, I can get through like 3 sudoku games on genius level on my smart phone. I would do other things but in our new building I get no reception in the shitter (iphone 4s, sprint)