How Old Are You?

Novak

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4 and a half
 

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Happens to me to bro, don't worry about it. Desbro and Firefox don't have to worry about these things yet that's why they act all smug with their young tight sacks, **** em.

Every once in a while I'll sit down on my kayak too hard and smash my sack but it makes my b-hole feel good so I guess I'm cool with it. I'm always looking at the glass as half full bro.

Speak for yourself guy. I have the sack of a 16 year old. Doesnt even have wrinkles. Looks like a blown up puffer fish minus the spiky things.
 

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Older than Omlet......younger than John F Kennedy
 

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I feel sorry for everyone who isn't old enough to have been able to experience the '85 Bears. At least I have memories of Bears greatness, I can't imagine how bad it must be to live a lifetime of Bears suckage.


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truthbedamned

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Hell

I used to go to the Oswego drag strip when I was in high school. I was young back in the day of mescaline:smug2:

I was sworn into the Navy on the 50 yard line of Soldier Field preseason in 1972 as part of the "Chicago Bears" company. 60 of us
 

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I feel sorry for everyone who isn't old enough to have been able to experience the '85 Bears. At least I have memories of Bears greatness, I can't imagine how bad it must be to live a lifetime of Bears suckage.


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This is why there's quite a few people I knew growing up who were (and are) Packer fans. Those traitors...
 

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Ommy in the 1600s:

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and I would like to say since we are all havin ball talk in the last five years ive gained a solid 5 inches of sack I have to be careful when I sit down or drop on the toilet now anyone else have the as you age stretching and growing sack aka the old man sack? or is it just me because my balls are as round as a skoal can each?

NO, I noticed it for the first time a couple of months ago. It was like my ball sack grew a double chin.
 

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How old are you? I take pride in the fact that I've managed to survive 55 years. It's not that fucking easy.
Speaking of surviving, I should tell you about 2 years ago when I nearly died in the Denver airport. I really did a stupid, stupid thing and I'm betting it's on a YouTube video somewhere.
 

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Speaking of surviving, I should tell you about 2 years ago when I nearly died in the Denver airport. I really did a stupid, stupid thing and I'm betting it's on a YouTube video somewhere.
Tell us!
 

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