How To Not Write Like A Schmuck 101

[BigP50]

Im assuming that Lefty is socially awkward with women when he talks like this, "time dilation coefficient equation and am aware of the far-reaching implications of E=mc^2,"

 

[Capt. Serious]

Im assuming that Lefty is socially awkward with women when he talks like this, "time dilation coefficient equation and am aware of the far-reaching implications of E=mc^2,"

C'mon now Lefty is the greatest thing since slice bread.

 

[FedEx227]

Im assuming that Lefty is socially awkward with women when he talks like this, "time dilation coefficient equation and am aware of the far-reaching implications of E=mc^2,"

Yup, he's exactly like that. He takes out a slide rule whenever he comes in contact with women.

You showed him.

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

You & teeth are scary tough...behind a computer screen.

:clap:

Yea, we all know how tough you wife beaters are!

 

[Rush]

Yup, he's exactly like that. He takes out a slide rule whenever he comes in contact with women.

You showed him.

As much of a **** Lefty is sometimes on the boards, you guys might be fighting a heavily one-sided battle of wits.

I'd do what FedEx does and avoid confrontation, and just go lube up.

EDIT: wrong quote.

:crazydance:

Spoiler

Fed....2k team-up? We can meet or randomly see if we get on each other's team.

 

[waldo7239117]

Who is actually reading Lefty's extremely long posts?

Not me.

 

[BigP50]

Yup, he's exactly like that. He takes out a slide rule whenever he comes in contact with women.

You showed him.

and here comes his little buddy to come back him up, how cute.

 

[Capt. Serious]

What did you expect?

 

[Lefty]

and here comes his little buddy to come back him up, how cute.

Actually, I think he was agreeing with you. But hey, that's just me.

 

[BigP50]

Actually, I think he was agreeing with you. But hey, that's just me.

 

[Captain Iago]

Yup, he's exactly like that. He takes out a slide rule whenever he comes in contact with women.

Well, well, well, what kind of "slide rule" are we talkin here?

 

[Rush]

Quick somebody argue with Lefty that can leave a dent in his ego instead of build it up more.

Lefty....this is the ultimate deciding factor. Favorite HBO/Showtime Show......PICK.

 

[BigP50]

hahahha nice.

 

[Lefty]

You & teeth are scary tough...behind a computer screen.

:clap:

Technically, I'm in front of a computer screen, because with the way modern viewing screens are engineered (and with us living in a three spacial dimension universe), being behind a computer viewing screen would make it awfully hard to do much of anything with said computer.

Im assuming that Lefty is socially awkward with women when he talks like this, "time dilation coefficient equation and am aware of the far-reaching implications of E=mc^2,"

I don't get this. Why are my social interactions with females being brought up and pondered? What specific end is this a means to? Are you trying to bait me into a "Number and Rating of Women I've Slept With" dick-waiving contest? That can't be so, because your ultimate fall-back to whatever retort I come up with to respond to this jibe will be some manner of "yeah, right, like you can prove that" comeback. I just don't get it.

 

[Lefty]

Lefty....this is the ultimate deciding factor. Favorite HBO/Showtime Show......PICK.

Current or all-time? Recurring series or can one-time specials (or recurring specials) be included?

 

[Capt. Serious]

You & Teeth should write a book together on why both of you suck at life.

I'm sure it'd be the #1 hit at book stores.

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

You & Teeth should write a book together on why both of you suck at life.

I'm sure it'd be the #1 hit at book stores.

We suck at life yet you're like 25 and complain about how you can't get a job and have never had a girlfriend.

:doorrofl:

 

[Lefty]

You & Teeth should write a book together on why both of you suck at life.

I'm sure it'd be the #1 hit at book stores.

 

[USCChiFan]

Better than your shit interviews you stupid mother ******. I swear to Christ you're as bad as Waldo sometimes. Go be awfully fucking Special person somewhere else you piece of shit.

This

 

[USCChiFan]

If anyone is immature in this thread, it hasn't been Lefty mostly.