I Have A Boil...Help!

[Adipost]

Forgot to tell you guys, so a few weeks back I woke up and my lower back was bothering me but didn't pay it much attention. Well when I went to make my bed there was a softball sized puddle of blood just sitting there. My fucking boil filled up again and when I laid on my back to must have gushed out. Pretty gross, it's good now though.

That’s a lot of blood.

 

[Crystallas]

So ~6 days until ovulation?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

That’s a lot of blood.

I told you guys when Urgent Care lanced it and squeezed all the shit out I looked over and there was a huge pile of bloody nasty gauze.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

This might be the first thread I've ever wished the mods would lock.... that being said it's become a classic.

uke:

 

[number51]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

 

[Tjodalv]

I blame it on the unwashed women's clothing you keep purchasing.

 

[Adipost]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

What does Elliot Rodger have to do with Warden’s boil?

 

[KoreanBear]

Get someone to suck it out dry.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Get someone to suck it out dry.

:cringe::cringe::cringe:

 

[KoreanBear]

:cringe::cringe::cringe:

[video=youtube;3V3aGQfyXdc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V3aGQfyXdc[/video]

 

[airtime143]

I told you guys when Urgent Care lanced it and squeezed all the shit out I looked over and there was a huge pile of bloody nasty gauze.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Tell me about it.

 

[airtime143]

Tell me about it.

A couple guys that came over to watch the Bears Vs. Indy superbowl car pooled, they both lived about 45 min. from me.
The driver had either a boil or mega-zit (not really sure of the difference) below and behind hi right earlobe that he was playing with incessantly during the drive.
It let go and spattered the passenger... side of face, neck, and arm from hand to shoulder.

Dude was as cool about it as could be. I would have contemplated murder.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

A couple guys that came over to watch the Bears Vs. Indy superbowl car pooled, they both lived about 45 min. from me.
The driver had either a boil or mega-zit (not really sure of the difference) below and behind hi right earlobe that he was playing with incessantly during the drive.
It let go and spattered the passenger... side of face, neck, and arm from hand to shoulder.

Dude was as cool about it as could be. I would have contemplated murder.

OMG, that's both disgusting and dangerous. A boil can be a form of staph infection...the juice from mine had to go to be tested to see if it was or not.

 

[airtime143]

OMG, that's both disgusting and dangerous. A boil can be a form of staph infection...the juice from mine had to go to be tested to see if it was or not.

If I had one, I wouldnt call it juice. I would call it nectar.

 

[ruprecht]

Amazingly have reached new heights of disgusting

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

If I had one, I wouldnt call it juice. I would call it nectar.

The doctor called it juice, I thought that was odd.

 

[airtime143]

The doctor called it juice, I thought that was odd.

I was in Starbucks and saw a strawberry yogurt parfait. My first thought was this thread.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I was in Starbucks and saw a strawberry yogurt parfait. My first thought was this thread.

Mine was more like V8.

 

[oober]

You sure it's not an abscess? Don't mess around go to the doctor and have them cut it out. I had one on my inner thigh, if you dont get it treated right it will probably come back...