I Have A Boil...Help!

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Felt great after she lanced it and squeezed all of that gooey shit outa there didn't it you perv:)

But being serious glad she is having it checked. Boils are a type of staph infection and can stay with you your whole life if not identified and treated. And anyone who has never had a true boil be thankful. This aint a fucking zit we are talking about.

BTW....Did she have to pack it with gauze when she was done? That is the true test of whether it was a real mans boil or a sissy's big zit.

It was a simple boil I guess, that's what it said on the paperwork. The only gauze she used was to squeeze and soak up the stuff. It was a pretty big pile, but no she just put a thick bandage on it and sent me on my way. It was still draining all day, when I took that bandage off it looked like one of those blood pads at the bottom of a steak or ground beef package, totally disgusting.

She said they check the culture to see if it's MRSA or something else, they'd then switch me to a different antibiotic.

Weird thing though, she told me to still put hot cloths on it and keep it bandaged. When I asked her what to I put on the incision cut prior to the bandage she told me bacitracin.
 

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It was a simple boil I guess, that's what it said on the paperwork. The only gauze she used was to squeeze and soak up the stuff. It was a pretty big pile, but no she just put a thick bandage on it and sent me on my way. It was still draining all day, when I took that bandage off it looked like one of those blood pads at the bottom of a steak or ground beef package, totally disgusting.

She said they check the culture to see if it's MRSA or something else, they'd then switch me to a different antibiotic.

Weird thing though, she told me to still put hot cloths on it and keep it bandaged. When I asked her what to I put on the incision cut prior to the bandage she told me bacitracin.

:puke:
 

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It was a pretty big pile, but no she just put a thick bandage on it and sent me on my way. It was still draining all day, when I took that bandage off it looked like one of those blood pads at the bottom of a steak or ground beef package, totally disgusting.

Dunno why, but this just cracked me up. Perfect description I imagine.
 

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What the ****. We need a rule that there are some things we don't talk about. Ever.

Admit it. I'd bet you have found yourself in that dark corner of youtube where people are squeezing decades of polenta like pus buildup out of some giant lump.

It's absolutely disgusting, but somehow oddly satisfying.
 

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Dude! It's not a pimple, it bad stuff.

The one on the back of my neck was packed with gauze. As it healed it pushed the gauze out and my wife would cut it off and put a new bandage on. Totaled about 2 feet of gauze. Now that was a man's boil.

PS. They are one of the most painful things you will ever experience so if you have never had them be thankful.
 

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