I will never understand the exact precise reason why Eddie Jackson literally dropped off a cliff last season

[onebud34]

So, Tillman to FS?

 

[dentfan]

What do you mean by that?

I think he's trying to say that we have some 5th dimensional chess happening where the OP was so meta that he really knew what literally meant and was figuratively using literally to figuratively make us lose our minds in an alt manner that we are too old to get. Get that? Good. It's apparently what passes for hughmer. So, apparently intentionally misusing a term is funny, even though it's apparent that the OP didn't know what literally meant, literally, and didn't use literally in a figurative sense to be ironic.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

So, Tillman to FS?

Somebody actually did suggest moving Fuller to Safety not to long ago IIRC lol. Looks like that plan is out the window.

 

[dabears70]

 

[Bearcub13]

But I kind of in a way think it maybe perhaps had a little something to do with the absolutely massive contract he got after he literally ball-hawked left and right but then why did just the money increase keep him from continuing to hawk the ball following the huge increase in salary when he is supposed to be a consummating professional literally getting paid millions to play a game I mean are you kidding me?

I mean, it isn't at all or at least shouldn't be like when I was working for construction because my mom's bf got me a job doing roofing work and we were both on the roof but then he got a promotion to inspect and supervise and then he was literally off the the work meanwhilst I had to now at this point do the work of myselve AND Jesper because they didn't hire anyone to replace him as a roofer worker and he decided that the raise made him my boss because he was a ground guy and I was now the main roof guy doing the work of two people shaking my head!!!

But then again look at Dashaun Gibson getting paid literally peanuts compared to Jackson and having to pick up HIS SLACK and he literally ended up out-performing his contract while Eddie stacked and counted money while not even hawking balls like he did before they gave him the money stacks and now I'm tired more than ever and Dashaun is tired while Jesper and Eddie literally make out like bandits. Follow the money!

Seriously, you can make that assumption based on your roofing job? There are tons of big contract guys doing very well in the NFL so maybe they were never roofers...

 

[Milky]

So, Tillman to FS?

He’s too be busy hunting down insurrectionists as member of the FBI.

 

[bears51/40]

But I kind of in a way think it maybe perhaps had a little something to do with the absolutely massive contract he got after he literally ball-hawked left and right but then why did just the money increase keep him from continuing to hawk the ball following the huge increase in salary when he is supposed to be a consummating professional literally getting paid millions to play a game I mean are you kidding me?

I mean, it isn't at all or at least shouldn't be like when I was working for construction because my mom's bf got me a job doing roofing work and we were both on the roof but then he got a promotion to inspect and supervise and then he was literally off the the work meanwhilst I had to now at this point do the work of myselve AND Jesper because they didn't hire anyone to replace him as a roofer worker and he decided that the raise made him my boss because he was a ground guy and I was now the main roof guy doing the work of two people shaking my head!!!

But then again look at Dashaun Gibson getting paid literally peanuts compared to Jackson and having to pick up HIS SLACK and he literally ended up out-performing his contract while Eddie stacked and counted money while not even hawking balls like he did before they gave him the money stacks and now I'm tired more than ever and Dashaun is tired while Jesper and Eddie literally make out like bandits. Follow the money!

I would say looking at Jackson's season, you have to look at the defense as a whole. There is that old saying you have to stop the run to earn the right to rush the passer. Bears defensive front could not stop the run, which slowed down the pass rush, which made it difficult to be that ballhawk. Not being able to stop the run also dictated safeties closer to the line of LOS which is not exactly in Jackson's wheelhouse since he is a crap tackler, always has been. It takes you out of position to be an actual ballhawk.

 

[SlickWilly]

Maybe Fangio just put him in better position to make plays

Nope. Not possible according to the meatheads on here. He just sucks.

 

[Brum Bear]

To be fair, if he literally fell off a cliff, that would explain his drop off in form.

 

[Bearly]

I think he's trying to say that we have some 5th dimensional chess happening where the OP was so meta that he really knew what literally meant and was figuratively using literally to figuratively make us lose our minds in an alt manner that we are too old to get. Get that? Good. It's apparently what passes for hughmer. So, apparently intentionally misusing a term is funny, even though it's apparent that the OP didn't know what literally meant, literally, and didn't use literally in a figurative sense to be ironic.

 

[MDB111™]

True, and there is also an old "get off my lawn" generation that literally doesn't recognize alt satire.

Metaphysicaly speaking, his mind is literally assbergering as he types so maybe literally give the kid a fucking break guys. Figuratively triggered in this moment right now guys.

 

[VickAshley✅️verified]

Metaphysicaly speaking, his mind is literally assbergering as he types so maybe literally give the kid a fucking break guys. Figuratively triggered in this moment right now guys.

It's literally not "assbergering" or whatever hater term you like to term it but I don't even care because it isn't even a disability or whatever the haters always said it was but I will just keep being 100 stronger whatever terms you normies want to bully me with so whatever so whatever for ever.

 

[MDB111™]

It's literally not "assbergering" or whatever hater term you like to term it but I don't even care because it isn't even a disability or whatever the haters always said it was but I will just keep being 100 stronger whatever terms you normies want to bully me with so whatever so whatever for ever.

Sorry. I accidentally added an "s". I am your biggest fan guy. Nothing but love on this side of the table.

 

[dentfan]

Thank you for editing the thread title.