If the Bears Go Into the Bye at 3-3 What Will You Do?

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I am going to eat a brick today so my colon will be prepared for Sunday's results.

Wait... I will shit a brick if the Lions win, if the Bears win I will just die from intestinal blockage. I need to rethink my strategy.
 

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I am going to eat a brick today so my colon will be prepared for Sunday's results.

Wait... I will shit a brick if the Lions win, if the Bears win I will just die from intestinal blockage. I need to rethink my strategy.

Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. If blockage occurs; drink a shot of mineral oil. On the toilet. It works quick.
 

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Go into seclusion until the next loss because I'm a pussy that wants the Bears to lose every game and for Cutler to suck....
(what morons like PIB think I'll do)

But in actuality I'll take a victory bong rip and enjoy the team getting back to .500.
 

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Go into seclusion until the next loss because I'm a pussy that wants the Bears to lose every game and for Cutler to suck....
(what morons like PIB think I'll do)

But in actuality I'll take a victory bong rip and enjoy the team getting back to .500.

I figured you would extend your trip around flordia. SeaWorld perhaps?

Or you can try universal studios. Less expensive than disney
 

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Im going to start a go fund me page ........on behalf of Lions fans.....to erect a billboard.....to fire Jim Caldwell.
 

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How dare you. Step your Netflix game up son, it's a must watch.

Lol in order to step up my Netflix game I'll have to actually have Netflix. I really don't watch TV. The most popular show I watch is GOT and I'm just got to season two
 

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Praising Jay Cutler + Cocaine & Hookers = My kind of party
 

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Be happy for a win, but disappointed Suh wasn't there to kick Cutler in the nuts.
 

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Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. If blockage occurs; drink a shot of mineral oil. On the toilet. It works quick.

I'll put that in my bag of ass-tricks for the next Packers game, even though the ass-tricks are usually reserved for patriots Super Bowl "wins"
 

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