If we lose out...

[Mongo_76]

This is my pink box. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pink box is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pink box, without me, is useless. Without my pink box, I am useless. I must fire my pink box true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My pink box and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My pink box is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my pink box clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. my pink box and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.

 

[babyfan]

Finally. It's about friggin' time you thanked me.

 

[babyfan]

This is my pink box. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pink box is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pink box, without me, is useless. Without my pink box, I am useless. I must fire my pink box true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My pink box and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My pink box is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my pink box clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. my pink box and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.

Christ Mongo.

Are you high?
That's like ... it's eloquent.

 

[Mongo_76]

Finally. It's about friggin' time you thanked me.

He's hit-it and quit-it kinda guy.

 

[babyfan]

He's hit-it and quit-it kinda guy.

LOL ... what the hell does that even mean?

No wait ... never mind. I'm not asking you to explain anything to me ever again. You're both so perverted ... LOL

 

[Chad_Thomas89]

This is my pink box. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pink box is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pink box, without me, is useless. Without my pink box, I am useless. I must fire my pink box true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My pink box and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My pink box is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my pink box clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. my pink box and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.

Soooooooo you have a vagina?

 

[babyfan]

Soooooooo you have a vagina?

Is there something wrong with having a vagina?

 

[Chad_Thomas89]

Is there something wrong with having a vagina?

Nothing as long as you're a woman or a hermaphrodite.

 

[Mongo_76]

Soooooooo you have a vagina?

Dude.... Really?

I said pink box. I have a really nice pink box. A special pink box.


P-I-N-K-B-O-X Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? P-I-N-K-B-O-X We were sparked from coast to coast and far across the sea. P-I-N-K-B-O-X Pink Box. Pink Box. Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. High. We play fair but we work hard and we're in harmony. P-I-N-K-B-O-X Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You're as welcome as can be. P-I-N-K-B-O-X Pink Box. Pink Box. Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. High. Boys and girls from far and near are welcome as can be. P-I-N-K-B-O-X Come along and sing a song you're welcome as can be. P-I-N-K-B-O-X Pink Box...

 

[babyfan]

Ummm ... Mongo?

You okay?

 

[Mongo_76]

Ummm ... Mongo?

You okay?

You betcha... I just love my pink box so much.

Never had one I loved so much. I mean, I've had a lot of pink boxes, but this one is special.

It... It just makes me want to sing.



Somewhere over the Pink Box
Way up high
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Once in a lullaby ii ii iii
Somewhere over the Pink Box
Blue birds fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true ooh ooooh
Someday I'll wish upon a star
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me ee ee eeh
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me oh
Somewhere over the Pink Box bluebirds fly
And the dream that you dare to,Oh why, oh why can't I?

Well I see trees of green and
Red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Well I see skies of blue and I see clouds of white
And the brightness of day
I like the dark and I think to myself
What a wonderful world

The colors of the Pink Box so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying, I...I love you
I hear babies cry and I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more
Than we'll know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world world

Someday I'll wish upon a star,
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney top that's where you'll find me
Oh, Somewhere over the Pink Box way up high
And the dream that you dare to, why, oh why can't I? I?

 

[BearsWillWin]

Hilarious.

 

[Mongo_76]

Soooooooo you have a vagina?

I own a lot of vaginas.... But what does that have to do with my pink box. My little lovely pink box.

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!

You better shape up
'Cause I need a pink box
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

You're the pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the pink box I need
Oh, yes indeed

If you're filled
With affection
You're to shy to convey
Better take my direction
Feel your way

I better shape up
'Cause you need a pink box
I need a pink box
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up
If I'm gonna prove
You better prove
That my faith is justified
Are you sure
Yes I'm sure down deep inside

You're the pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The pink box that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the pink box I need
Oh, yes indeed

 

[babyfan]

That was spectacular.

Thank you Mongo. Truly inspiring.

 

[BearsWillWin]

I just hope he had to google those lyrics and didn't know them by heart.

 

[babyfan]

So funny ... HeHateMe keeps hitting my reputation with his clever little remarks. Guy obviously has too much time on his hands and zero imagination.

HHM, Have you noticed that none of us do anything negative to you? No reporting of posts and no lowering of reputation. Do you want to know why? It's because we're adults and we don't take any of this stuff seriously. Aren't you awful big to still be playing in a sandbox?

And umm ... just so you know, 'baby' is spelled with 1 'b' not 2 and no, I won't be your sex toy. Sorry, I have my hands full with Mongo and Bww.

 

[babyfan]

Third time is the charm HeHateMe. Three times you give me a negative rating. Interesting. So obviously I intimidate you that much huh? You feel threatened by me? This must be the only place in your life where you can wield this incredible power huh?

LOL
Pathetic loser.

LOL I just thought of something. If you're this much of a pathetic loser online God only knows how pathetic a loser you are off-line.

Now that's funny!

 

[HeHateMe]

Third time is the charm HeHateMe. Three times you give me a negative rating. Interesting. So obviously I intimidate you that much huh? You feel threatened by me? This must be the only place in your life where you can wield this incredible power huh?

LOL
Pathetic loser.

LOL I just thought of something. If you're this much of a pathetic loser online God only knows how pathetic a loser you are off-line.

Now that's funny!

Happy to provide you with amusement?

 

[BearsWillWin]

This must be the only place in your life where you can wield this incredible power huh?

I've heard he is also a beast in libraries.

 

[babyfan]

I've heard he is also a beast in libraries.

You're probably right Bww

Hey take me to a new thread that I can post on that I might even understand. Show me the way please ...